buchan30 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 He wasn't Japanese, was he?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46062122I take it they use the phrase 9 times over the limit because they aren’t aloud to say he was pished/wasted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 Actually On the average size person, how far over that limit would you have to be to feel drunk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 1, 2018 Share Posted November 1, 2018 30 minutes ago, GordonD said: He wasn't Japanese, was he? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46062122 You have to imagine that a fair number of pilots must be pished when they fly, they would phone in sick if they thought there was a decent chance of getting caught. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 9 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Might have mentioned this before, but the new(ish) ATMs that Santander have been using for the last year or two. Slower than f**k, so you press the touchscreen and it takes an age to respond, and a total absence of haptic feedback, so you've no idea if your touch has been acknowledged in the first place. I made a shed load of overtime off the back of them reconfiguring the ports on their switches and routers for them. Was literally 2 mins work for me but you'd be sitting at home with your feet up waiting in them calling back to say the glazers had fitted the new pane on glass for them in the front of the shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 10 hours ago, GordonD said: He wasn't Japanese, was he? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46062122 10 hours ago, buchan30 said: Actually On the average size person, how far over that limit would you have to be to feel drunk? Racist! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 He wasn't Japanese, was he?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46062122I really think so 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 11 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: a total absence of haptic feedback Preferred Dark Side of the Moon but its still a cracking Floyd album. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 21 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Be patient ye c**t. It's fine If it eats my card, you're paying for my erotic massage normal shopping trip. 12 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I made a shed load of overtime off the back of them reconfiguring the ports on their switches and routers for them. So that's where all the ha'pennies went to! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 things which are sold at their previous price, but having been made smaller - especially chocolates and sweeties* which are made "fun size" or "healthy portion sized" we're adults* (leave it); we get the concept of businesses making money, and sustaining or enhancing profitability; it's a prerequisite for your ongoing ability to maintain financial viability and sustain your ability to provide what we require - thanks for that life lesson just keep things the same size, put the fucking price up, and stop treating your customer base like idiots who just might not notice, you set of utter c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 28 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: things which are sold at their previous price, but having been made smaller - especially chocolates and sweeties* which are made "fun size" or "healthy portion sized" we're adults* (leave it); we get the concept of businesses making money, and sustaining or enhancing profitability; it's a prerequisite for your ongoing ability to maintain financial viability and sustain your ability to provide what we require - thanks for that life lesson just keep things the same size, put the fucking price up, and stop treating your customer base like idiots who just might not notice, you set of utter c***s Worse than 9/11 imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 30 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said: things which are sold at their previous price, but having been made smaller - especially chocolates and sweeties* which are made "fun size" or "healthy portion sized" we're adults* (leave it); we get the concept of businesses making money, and sustaining or enhancing profitability; it's a prerequisite for your ongoing ability to maintain financial viability and sustain your ability to provide what we require - thanks for that life lesson just keep things the same size, put the fucking price up, and stop treating your customer base like idiots who just might not notice, you set of utter c***s Also when you buy a family-size bag of crisps, or a bar of chocolate, and it says "Contains 6 servings". I'll decide how much I want to eat in one session! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Racist![emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Also when you buy a family-size bag of crisps, or a bar of chocolate, and it says "Contains 6 servings". I'll decide how much I want to eat in one session! A family sized bag of crisps only has 6 servings? The Broons are f*cked then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 BT Wifi with Fon can get in the fkn sea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Another power cut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 1 hour ago, peasy23 said: BT Wifi with Fon can get in the fkn sea. Keep talking.... Been thinking about changing Wi-Fi supplier for a while now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 On 31/10/2018 at 22:32, MixuFixit said: A wee bit if I'm honest. Just in that times they are a changing. When I was wee you just went door to door and did your song or joke, even got invited in to dook for apples and that. I guess folk are para about paedos more now and its just fizzling out as a thing. My kids are 14 and 9, and they got a traditional Halloween just like you describe. It still happens. Seems to me that making Halloween less fun for kids is one of the many, many ways we're making this a worse country to grow up in than it was for us. On 01/11/2018 at 19:19, ah-dee said: i also remember being in a Wetherspoons a few years ago and the father and 3 kids that had been in for lunch was refused a third pint as he had his kids. that could just have been their policy rather than the law though. who takes their kids out for lunch and steams through pints!? Folk that take their kids to Wetherspoons? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 21:39, Herman Hessian said: things which are sold at their previous price, but having been made smaller - especially chocolates and sweeties* which are made "fun size" or "healthy portion sized" we're adults* (leave it); we get the concept of businesses making money, and sustaining or enhancing profitability; it's a prerequisite for your ongoing ability to maintain financial viability and sustain your ability to provide what we require - thanks for that life lesson just keep things the same size, put the fucking price up, and stop treating your customer base like idiots who just might not notice, you set of utter c***s The Mega Value Pack of Finish dishwashers tablets is not as mega value now given my new pack only has 80 instead of the 85 pack I just finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 On 11/2/2018 at 21:39, Herman Hessian said: things which are sold at their previous price, but having been made smaller - especially chocolates and sweeties* which are made "fun size" or "healthy portion sized" we're adults* (leave it); we get the concept of businesses making money, and sustaining or enhancing profitability; it's a prerequisite for your ongoing ability to maintain financial viability and sustain your ability to provide what we require - thanks for that life lesson just keep things the same size, put the fucking price up, and stop treating your customer base like idiots who just might not notice, you set of utter c***s Making something being smaller and calling it "fun" is a cop-out. In reality, a "fun-sized" Mars Bar should be the size of a three-seater couch. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Some jakey tramp has let their dog shit outside the local store right at the door. I fucking hate wasters and society as a whole would be better off if we round these useless fucks up and dispose of them. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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