Jacksgranda Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 16 hours ago, capybara said: Last year it was Bespoke. This year. Binary. I'm not even sure what that means - only 2 choices? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 9 hours ago, JTS98 said: Top marks for use of 'so and sos' instead of 'c**ts'. People make fun of me for using 'so and so'. c*** 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 18 hours ago, capybara said: Last year it was Bespoke. This year. Binary. So just a choice of two then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Mark "Lawro" Lawrenson = c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 3 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: I'm not even sure what that means - only 2 choices? 10 choices tbf. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Put on my suit for the first time in months, these trousers are painted on. I'm packed in like Sandy from Grease here! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: Put on my suit for the first time in months, these trousers are painted on. I'm packed in like Sandy from Grease here! Do you happen to have a wardrobe from Reid furniture? Mine has been shrinking a lot of my clothes recently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: I'm packed in like Sandy from Grease here! Pics or...oh, never mind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 The Cosby Show had no one in it called “Cosby”. The family name was Huxtable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: Put on my suit for the first time in months, these trousers are painted on. I'm packed in like Sandy from Grease here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Wid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 (edited) Is Elvis supposed to have a cameltoe? Edited December 22, 2018 by Miguel Sanchez -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Is Elvis supposed to have a cameltoe? #Well since ma boaby left me# 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: My rotten, stinking, cuntfaced twat of a brother in law is now joining us on Christmas day. The mooching, lazy, good for nothing 39 year old VL is a complete tadger. I can't wait. Hibbie, is he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Barely human, and a jambo. Some would say those things are synonymous... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Is Elvis supposed to have a cameltoe? I believe scrote-wings is the correct term here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 It really is the most wonderful time of the year... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: My rotten, stinking, cuntfaced twat of a brother in law is now joining us on Christmas day. The mooching, lazy, good for nothing 39 year old VL is a complete tadger. I can't wait. I hope you’ve bought him something nice; or at least something appropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Just now, Tynierose said: My wife who incidentally can't stand him either will have bought him something appropriate. I would by him some deoderant, some soap and a one way ticket to Yemen. A ticket to Yemen would be expensive. I’ll kill him for £200; I’d need confirmation by 6.00 this evening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 You can have £400 as a gesture of good will. Maybe get him a deliberately shit present so that he knows you think he’s a dickhead but has to be polite about it. Eta - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/247722552/dickhead-shirt-funny-halloween-dick-head?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_halloween-clothing&utm_custom1=e35f2529-9c8a-4f5d-8ee6-e1d02ce11736&utm_content=go_1469261710_58093122398_283030016118_pla-360912201277_m__247722552engb&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI55-Q-fS13wIVTbftCh2dZwotEAQYASABEgIpc_D_BwE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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