Herman Hessian Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 that's it - we'e all fucked; the rubicon has been crossed on society's downward slide in to intellectual cretinism: the BBC Evening News has referred to a football club as a single entity - the most unacceptable of fuckwitted americanisms, as in "...Arsenal has apologised to Tottenham about the bottle throwing incident". i don't give a flying one about the grammatical niceties or exactitude of the situation which may or may not apply, it's just plain wrong - wrong to anyone with an ounce of common decency - and to me. armfield, motson, macpherson, montford, moore - any of them would all have apologised for making the same error, were they ever sufficiently incoherent or ignorant to have done so in the first place - that antiques roadshow bitch didn't bat an eyelid - no remorse, no contrition, no shame not the first time it's happened, but it seems to have now passed from occasional inexcusable idiot's idiom to perfectly acceptable "BBC English" - f**k's sake... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: No football in the the Highlands on Boxing Day. Well dad planned that badly. He’s going have put up with the kids and I now instead! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 22 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My stupid sister and family are coming to "Scotland" (ie my hoose) for Christmas. This will not end well. pics or.... just so we can judge "wid" or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 People who block the exits and entrances to roundabouts by getting stuck in a queue of traffic. Thoughtless, inconsiderate so and sos, who are obviously not paying attention to traffic conditions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Last year it was Bespoke. This year. Binary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Yodel. Again. This time, a parcel due to be delivered today's dispatched from the "sorting hub" at 00.49, then delayed at 00.57. The estimated delivery date is now showing as "unavailable". The web chat suggested I keep checking the tracker for the next 48 hours, and if there are no updates to get back to them, then cut me off. Seriously, how do companies like that stay in business? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 5 hours ago, tamthebam said: pics or.... just so we can judge "wid" or not. I'm undecided tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Tynierose said: Wrapping Christmas presents, sellotape is a fucker. Arrrgghhh. That’s why everyone who I buy a present for, receives it in a Christmas bag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Wrapping Christmas presents, sellotape is a fucker. Arrrgghhh.Just use tin foil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just chuck the present in a carrier bag. Wrapping made easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Just use tin foil.SMITHY!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 One year I used old Kerrang magazines to wrap presents. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: One year I used old porn magazines to wrap presents. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 One year I used old Kerrang magazines to wrap presents.that i would appreciate. well played 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, ah-dee said: 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: One year I used old Kerrang magazines to wrap presents. that i would appreciate. well played Prefer Gordon’s wrapping tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 Prefer Gordon’s wrapping tbheither would improve the shitty pair of novelty socks inside anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: People who block the exits and entrances to roundabouts by getting stuck in a queue of traffic. Thoughtless, inconsiderate so and sos, who are obviously not paying attention to traffic conditions. Yes and when you peep them to display your displeasure at their shite driving they usually wildly gesticulate that they can't go anywhere. Maybe you should have noticed your exit was blocked and waited then ya twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JTS98 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: People who block the exits and entrances to roundabouts by getting stuck in a queue of traffic. Thoughtless, inconsiderate so and sos, who are obviously not paying attention to traffic conditions. Top marks for use of 'so and sos' instead of 'c**ts'. People make fun of me for using 'so and so'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: One year I used old Kerrang magazines to wrap presents. *Kerrang! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, JTS98 said: Top marks for use of 'so and sos' instead of 'c**ts'. People make fun of me for using 'so and so'. that's because you're a so and so. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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