Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 10 hours ago, Tynierose said: You can have £400 as a gesture of good will. Shit, forgot to check your response until now. Got another contract now sorry. There’s always next year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Shit, forgot to check your response until now. [emoji20] Got another contract now sorry. There’s always next year. Find yourself busy at this time of year granny? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Find yourself busy at this time of year granny? Nothing like Christmas to remind folk how much they hate certain relatives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Nothing like Christmas to remind folk how much they hate certain relatives.Pays for the holidays i suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Hospitalized this week for heart arrhythmia. Fucking scary when you get admitted with a pulse rate over 200bpm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 12 hours ago, Tynierose said: My wife who incidentally can't stand him either will have bought him something appropriate. I would by him some deoderant, some soap and a one way ticket to Yemen. if your wife can't stand her brother why is the mooching cnut coming to annoy you? It's not like he's going to leave you any money when he carks it, which is the main reason for putting up with annoying relatives. Personally I'd just tell him there's been an outbreak of norovirus in the house and he should stay away/f*ck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Just now, Raidernation said: Hospitalized this week for heart arrhythmia. Fucking scary when you get admitted with a pulse rate over 200bpm Couldn't handle the shock of an Aberdeen win then! Best wishes anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 33 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Couldn't handle the shock of an Aberdeen win then! Best wishes anyway. That’s what Big Sam Cosgrove can do to a mere mortal from 3500 miles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief Toffee Teeth Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Another seasonal one from me. B*&t*#&s who simply won't tuck over the end of the sellotape when they've finished using it, leaving me scraping away at it, trying to bite it open and, finally, taking scissors to it, inevitably ruining the entire feckin roll 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Another seasonal one from me. B*&t*#&s who simply won't tuck over the end of the sellotape when they've finished using it, leaving me scraping away at it, trying to bite it open and, finally, taking scissors to it, inevitably ruining the entire feckin roll Feel your pain brother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Big Chief Toffee Teeth said: Another seasonal one from me. B*&t*#&s who simply won't tuck over the end of the sellotape when they've finished using it, leaving me scraping away at it, trying to bite it open and, finally, taking scissors to it, inevitably ruining the entire feckin roll Mrs Shotgun brought home a pack of not-sellotape this year. Cheapo knock off stuff that's pretty much impossible to separate from the rest of itself. You spend 10 minutes picking and hacking at it to lift a piece big enough to get your fingers on, then as you start to pull, it simply tears diagonally over to the other side and you have to start all over again. I'm not a patient man at the best of times and wrapping Christmas presents most certainly does not qualify as 'best of times'. Her's this year look like the dogs have been at them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 19 hours ago, Shotgun said: Mrs Shotgun brought home a pack of not-sellotape this year. Cheapo knock off stuff that's pretty much impossible to separate from the rest of itself. You spend 10 minutes picking and hacking at it to lift a piece big enough to get your fingers on, then as you start to pull, it simply tears diagonally over to the other side and you have to start all over again. I'm not a patient man at the best of times and wrapping Christmas presents most certainly does not qualify as 'best of times'. Her's this year look like the dogs have been at them. But it's better because you saved money. Right!! Right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 36 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: But it's better because you saved money. Not if you waste half a roll trying to get a decent length* to use when wrapping a present. * Obligatory Kenneth Williams pic taken as read. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Not if you waste half a roll trying to get a decent length* to use when wrapping a present. * Obligatory Kenneth Williams pic taken as read.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 shes just spent 20 minutes at the new Tassimo machine trying to get it to work. i went through and within a minute im enjoying a coffee. she is now back through playing with it whilst watching a youtube video about it whilst shoiting 'its clearly broken!' over and over.aye clearly it is *sip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 50 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said: But it's better because you saved money. Right!! Right? "I can't afford to buy the expensive stuff." So she buys cheap stuff which doesn't go half as far but is more than half the price... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: Not if you waste half a roll trying to get a decent length* to use when wrapping a present. * Obligatory Kenneth Williams pic taken as read. And here's another one 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Its nice that folk are so generous towards my kids at Christmas, but quite people think I will abandon any semblance of decent parenting and shovel them full of the 5 kilos of haribo and chocolate they see fit to hand over I dont know. Honestly, theres nae need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 There’s no fucking cheese board. Christmas ruined. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Tynierose said: Lifting the snooker table and air hockey table up the stairs means I will have to paint staircase. Probably easier than rebuilding the fucking presents tbh. Knackered. I don’t know if it’s the early Christmas drinking, but I detect multiple euphs here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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