Shotgun Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 8 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She's no chicken herself, I looked it up, 54. She hasn't changed much. Maybe she can't Remember we used to have a thread called "Shite Celebrity Encounters"? Back when she was co-presenting "The Hit Man and Her", circa 1989, Ms Strachan walked past me on the street in Manchester, very early one Sunday morning. I remember she was wearing jobby-catchers and a white t-shirt, and looked hungover to f**k. God, I've lived some life, looking back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 She's no chicken herself, I looked it up, 54. She hasn't changed much. Maybe she can't, I met 2 primary and a nursery teacher this weekend and they all talked to me like I was 5.Primary teachers are fucking awful for this. Absolute kudos to any c**t that's married to one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 18 minutes ago, pandarilla said: 10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She's no chicken herself, I looked it up, 54. She hasn't changed much. Maybe she can't, I met 2 primary and a nursery teacher this weekend and they all talked to me like I was 5. Primary teachers are fucking awful for this. Absolute kudos to any c**t that's married to one. Both my parents were primary school teachers. Maybe that's why I can't be bothered with a lot of people.. P.s. Michaela. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Previous owner of my house was a diy enthusiast. Unfortunately his enthusiasm seems to have hugely outstripped his ability. I can recognise his work by the screws with the crosses screwed right out of the top. Five of the fuckers i had to drill out today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 9 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Being at home all the time during lockdown has involved in my view a disproportionate amount of stuff landing on my toes. I wasn't really prepared for this. Was thinking the same yesterday (why are my feet battered to f**k?). Maybe it’s the nicer weather and wearing shoes less often? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Was thinking the same yesterday (why are my feet battered to f**k?). Maybe it’s the nicer weather and wearing shoes less often?Sake. Thought the hairs at the bottom of your bed were from the Rent Boy. Monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 7 hours ago, coprolite said: Previous owner of my house was a diy enthusiast. Unfortunately his enthusiasm seems to have hugely outstripped his ability. I can recognise his work by the screws with the crosses screwed right out of the top. Five of the fuckers i had to drill out today. This times 100. Every time I start work on a room I find the shambles that went before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Both my parents were primary school teachers. Did you get the belt a lot as a child? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Did you get the belt a lot as a child? Just a skelped bum. The belt was being phased out when I was at school 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Was thinking the same yesterday (why are my feet battered to f**k?). Maybe it’s the nicer weather and wearing shoes less often? @Bigmouth Strikes Again Proof of the existence of Bigfoot .. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, tamthebam said: @Bigmouth Strikes Again Proof of the existence of Bigfoot .. Got the five toes, but not enough hair. IMO. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Was thinking the same yesterday (why are my feet battered to f**k?). Maybe it’s the nicer weather and wearing shoes less often? Photo carefully taken to hide the webbing between the toes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Folk who still use Internet Explorer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 19 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Folk who still use Internet Explorer. Can i get that on my Nokia ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 4 hours ago, hearthammer said: Can i get that on my Nokia ?? Only of you have WAP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Hayfever causing my eyes to feel like they are on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 01/06/2020 at 08:36, Shandon Par said: Was thinking the same yesterday (why are my feet battered to f**k?). Maybe it’s the nicer weather and wearing shoes less often? Mods FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 - why do the BBC pay anybody millions to host Match of the Day when you could literally bring the jannie in to do the links and the viewing figures wouldn't drop at all? - Shandon, please please do something about those nails. It's like crazy paving, and you keep posting your feet like you've heard Quentin Tarantino's joined the site. - if you've hay fever, buy some eye wash. It's not optional. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 On 01/06/2020 at 08:36, Shandon Par said: Was thinking the same yesterday (why are my feet battered to f**k?). Maybe it’s the nicer weather and wearing shoes less often? philpy-esque toenails. Disgraceful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 Hayfever causing my eyes to feel like they are on fire.Aye I've been housebound the last 3 days because of the weather. The last 2 years I've got the Kenalog injection which has worked wonders. They aren't doing them just now obviously. Going to be a long summer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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