microdave Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 15 hours ago, jimbaxters said: Every Friday morning in every workplace, this phrase gets mercilessly overused... "Morning. How's it going?" "Fine thanks. At least it's Friday!" Think of something else to say!! I have a colleague who does this kind of thing every day. Late Monday afternoon, he'll say that the worst day is almost over. Tuesday, he'll say at least it's not Monday. Wednesday is the aforementioned humpday. Thursday is at least it's Friday tomorrow. Friday as in JB's post above. I never wish for it to be Friday. I'd rather just go straight to Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Guy at my work refers to Thursday as Friday-eve really does my tits in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Guy at my work refers to Thursday as Friday-eve really does my tits in.Might be fair enough of he was buzzing about an upcoming hookers and ching bender, but you just know a guy like that is going to be washing his car and cutting the grass then drinking a maximum of 4 cans of some Brewdog shite in a desperate, but ultimately guaranteed to fail attempt to break free of the identity allocated to him by his facebook maw troll of a wife. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Might be fair enough of he was buzzing about an upcoming hookers and ching bender, but you just know a guy like that is going to be washing his car and cutting the grass then drinking a maximum of 4 cans of some Brewdog shite in a desperate, but ultimately guaranteed to fail attempt to break free of the identity allocated to him by his facebook maw troll of a wife. Add sharing whatever pish music hes listening whilst pissed on facebook to that and you've hit the nail right on the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 13 minutes ago, Empty It said: 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Might be fair enough of he was buzzing about an upcoming hookers and ching bender, but you just know a guy like that is going to be washing his car and cutting the grass then drinking a maximum of 4 cans of some Brewdog shite in a desperate, but ultimately guaranteed to fail attempt to break free of the identity allocated to him by his facebook maw troll of a wife. Add sharing whatever pish music hes listening whilst pissed on facebook to that and you've hit the nail right on the head. Yeah, extra points for rattling on about Pink Floyd because he thinks it's cool, has only actually ever heard The Wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Yeah, extra points for rattling on about Pink Floyd because he thinks it's cool, has only actually ever heard The Wall. Nah his music taste is atrocious, more 70s pop shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 55 minutes ago, Empty It said: Guy at my work refers to Thursday as Friday-eve really does my tits in. Piy-day then Friday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Nah his music taste is atrocious, more 70s pop shite.I hate this c**t. Bet he thinks hes class at barbecuing too and wears a hilarious apron, probably about drinking beer, whilst hes destroying shop bought burgers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 I hate this c**t. Bet he thinks hes class at barbecuing too and wears a hilarious apron, probably about drinking beer, whilst hes destroying shop bought burgersOnly if you class Budweiser as beer, I'm starting to think you know this guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Empty It said: 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: I hate this c**t. Bet he thinks hes class at barbecuing too and wears a hilarious apron, probably about drinking beer, whilst hes destroying shop bought burgers Only if you class Budweiser as beer, I'm starting to think you know this guy. Na, for my obvious projection of a totalbwanker I know it has to be brewdog. He almost singlehandedly* turned my hate for brewdog into an unstoppable thermonuclear force. *obviously it wasnt all him, what with brewdog being utter worstcunts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Poor lad. Be sure to show him the regard in which he is held within the P&B collective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 11 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Aye but I get all flustered because I expect to have a wee bit more time to say my piece. I hate it when I phone someone like what you are saying and they just answer with "hello". ^^^Lionel Ritchie disagrees with this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 9, 2020 Share Posted June 9, 2020 Agreed on the businesses who answer with "Hello." Because then I always have to ask "Is this <Business Name>?" to make sure I have the right place. Different if you're phoning somebody at home. When I was growing up, my Dad always insisted we answer the phone with the full number. "Auchtermuchty 3567892" * or whatever. He did that until he died but prior to that, I always enjoyed tormenting him by answering with "The Vicarage" or "The Samaritans" etc. You had to make your own entertainment in those days. * We didn't live in Auchtermuchty. This is a made up number. Don't call it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 06/06/2020 at 04:08, Mr. Alli said: Is it possible you've had to pay tax twice? Nah it’s to do with the shite exchange rates PayPal gave me. Update: the German company told me to f**k off. Then I left them a negative review on trustpilot and their attitude miraculously changed and it now looks like a full refund could be on the cards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 When people at work ask me the inevitable “how are you?” I always say “fantastic!” In a very confident loud manner and keep going.Common here is “What’s up?” to which I have a selection of annoying pedantic answers such as:Point up“The ceiling”“The sun”“The opposite of down”And many more.I’m an annoying chunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Raidernation said: When people at work ask me the inevitable “how are you?” I always say “fantastic!” In a very confident loud manner and keep going. An older guy I worked with would annoyingly reply 'absolutely average' to that question. Still, it could be mildly amusing with people he didn't know as it often triggered a look of confused worry as to whether he might be seriously ill (or just a bit strange). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Raidernation said: When people at work ask me the inevitable “how are you?” I always say “fantastic!” In a very confident loud manner and keep going. Common here is “What’s up?” to which I have a selection of annoying pedantic answers such as: Point up “The ceiling” “The sun” “The opposite of down” And many more. I’m an annoying chunt Still better than the guy who goes into a 10 minute monologue about how they're actually doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 14 hours ago, Shotgun said: When I was growing up, my Dad always insisted we answer the phone with the full number. "Auchtermuchty 3567892" * or whatever. He did that until he died but prior to that, I always enjoyed tormenting him by answering with "The Vicarage" or "The Samaritans" etc. You had to make your own entertainment in those days. * We didn't live in Auchtermuchty. This is a made up number. Don't call it. Well, obviously. Auchtermuchty phones haven't yet reached the need for double digit numbers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 16 hours ago, Shotgun said: Agreed on the businesses who answer with "Hello." Because then I always have to ask "Is this <Business Name>?" to make sure I have the right place. Different if you're phoning somebody at home. When I was growing up, my Dad always insisted we answer the phone with the full number. "Auchtermuchty 3567892" * or whatever. He did that until he died but prior to that, I always enjoyed tormenting him by answering with "The Vicarage" or "The Samaritans" etc. You had to make your own entertainment in those days. * We didn't live in Auchtermuchty. This is a made up number. Don't call it. I did. There was heavy breathing at the other end. Expect a knock on the door from the rozzers you pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 6 hours ago, Raidernation said: When people at work ask me the inevitable “how are you?” I always say “fantastic!” In a very confident loud manner and keep going. Common here is “What’s up?” to which I have a selection of annoying pedantic answers such as: Point up “The ceiling” “The sun” “The opposite of down” And many more. I’m an annoying chunt People ask "how long are you going to be?" To which I reply "about 6 feet" Sometimes physical violence ensues... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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