Florentine_Pogen Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Use of "social distance" as a verb. "I'm going to social distance" "Is it ok to come in? I'll social distance" Just f**k off. Also, signs mentioning limitaions of number based on social distancing, particularly in toilets. Not going in there to socialise m9. Also..... "We had a socially distanced barbecue/meal/playdate yesterday" can f**k off too. Stop fucking specifying like everyone is some fucking govt spy. Just let me assume that whatever you did, you followed the rules and stop saying that shit. You appear a little more anxious / frazzled than normal, wee man. Deep breaths............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 You appear a little more anxious / frazzled than normal, wee man. Deep breaths.............[emoji41]I thought this sort of thing was ok in here?Is it not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Stellaboz said: People who cancel last minute. Hosting a BBQ this afternoon and one person says she has heat stroke despite it being the coolest day for two weeks, another asked for it to be today but now is too busy with holiday packing. Fucking do it yesterday then. This is why I hate hosting shit like this, you spend a fair bit of time making sure it's nice for people to come over and a fair bit of cash on booze and other stuff to eat. I'm thinking of canceling the whole thing, sending the missus away and spend the rest of the day drinking all the beer I bought myself, ordering a huge takeaway, masterbating and playing the PS4. Well played min , your double bluff has worked a treat Mrs stellaboz has fallen into your trap and tipped off the guests that you were planning on giving them all rancid beef. An evening of solo pleasure awaits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 9 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I meant to make it dai to rhyme with eye not day. Properly it's "hyoon-day" but we can't exactly cast stones when most people here say "high-yoon-dai". Like James Bond I'll "dai" another "day" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 7 hours ago, Empty It said: 7 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: Priti patels pronunciation of ing is annoying. Hapnin Worryin Decidin Anyone from London's pronunciation of anything at all is annoying. Can Londoners pronounce things properly? No, they're all can'ts.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 McKay, a normal surname you'd think, except when you cross the pond and hear utter cretins pronounce it Mi-Kay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 32 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Mi-Kay. You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mi-Kay. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 McKay, a normal surname you'd think, except when you cross the pond and hear utter cretins pronounce it Mi-Kay. . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Oh, fucking get this. Pap-a-rika. Paprika, is what I think you mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Charging stuff, 2 x heedlights, vape, phone, cordless drill, hoover, mini I pod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Can Londoners pronounce things properly? No, they're all can'ts.... "fackin cants", shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 11 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: McKay, a normal surname you'd think, except when you cross the pond and hear utter cretins pronounce it Mi-Kay. I make a point of correcting them. I remember someone once said to me "Over here, we pronounce it M'Kay."(That's not true actually, most people pronounce it correcetly.) I just said, "Over here, you're wrong." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 11 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: McKay, a normal surname you'd think, except when you cross the pond and hear utter cretins pronounce it Mi-Kay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 20 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: The Hyundai thing is the company's fault. Before expanding into new markets, they look at the easiest way for the natives to pronounce the company's name, and tailor their advertising accordingly. So the Americans get 'hon-day', we get 'hi-oon-die', and (IIRC) neither are correct. They don't give a f**k, as they're just trying to fit in. WIWAL there was a company that everybody called Nessels. Then all of a sudden they insisted they were called Ness-lay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, GordonD said: WIWAL there was a company that everybody called Nessels. Then all of a sudden they insisted they were called Ness-lay. Different corporate strategy, I guess. The Hyundai thing is true; I saw one of their boardroom bigwigs being interviewed about it years ago. I knew the original Korean pronunciation was different, but couldn't remember it. Just looked it up online, and apparently it's HYUN-day. So I guess the Americans are actually a bit closer to the real thing than we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Folk continuously using the excuse they have clown car broadband to not do stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Weeding. Cant be fucked going out and doing it. The fuckers keep growing back 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 Weeding. Cant be fucked going out and doing it. The fuckers keep growing back The Rangers of the gardening world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: Weeding. Cant be fucked going out and doing it. The fuckers keep growing back Burn it all then salt the ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 29, 2020 Share Posted June 29, 2020 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Burn it all then salt the ground. Good old highly toxic diesel used to work too, not so sure about the new eco stuff though. I remember dear old, green fingered Dad dousing the garden in diesel he'd stolen from his work. You'd be safer eating veg from Chernobyl than anything that came out of that patch of ground. Happier, simpler times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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