tamthebam Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Feeling like I am wearing a pair of shorts made out of pain after going for a short run 2 days ago. Well it would be a short run wouldn't it... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Well it would be a short run wouldn't it...Relatively speaking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Our dog has decided that on the rare occasion he wants to crap in the garden, then under the trampoline is the best place. I then have to lift up this giant contraption and put it on its side so I can clear up the crap with a shovel. Without fail the trampoline keels over and lands on my head. Going to get a broken neck one day shovelling shite or cutting the grass. Get Muffy to hand out the telts to the hound 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 15 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Yeah, some big fatty tights individual. They're the ones for you, fatties... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 6 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Yes No FTFY , Dundee-style 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Not feeling well over the past few days. Just made myself a horrible-looking ready meal that I found stuffed down the side of the chest freezer, cooked it, retired to bed to eat it, then spilled the whole thing over my lap.Now I've got part-cooked thighs, no dinner, dirty sheets to wash, and I'm too uncomfortable and sore to look for the First World Problems thread, where this really belongs. I don't think anybody in human history has suffered this much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Seems legit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Not feeling well over the past few days. Just made myself a horrible-looking ready meal that I found stuffed down the side of the chest freezer, cooked it, retired to bed to eat it, then spilled the whole thing over my lap. Now I've got part-cooked thighs, no dinner, dirty sheets to wash, and I'm too uncomfortable and sore to look for the First World Problems thread, where this really belongs. I don't think anybody in human history has suffered this much. It could be worse. You could also be big and fat. Oh, wait.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 It could be worse. You could also be big and fat. Oh, wait....I'd expect this kind of sizeism from little people like Bairnardo, but someone who's clocked up as many miles as you should know better. For shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: I'd expect this kind of sizeism from little people like Bairnardo, but someone who's clocked up as many miles as you should know better. For shame. If you can’t take some fat shaming then Kevin Bridges has no use for you. ETA not sure how your post has ended in my post! I expect some post shaming on the way. Edited April 29, 2020 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 If you can’t take some fat shaming then Kevin Bridges has no use for you. ETA not sure how your post has ended in my post! I expect some post shaming on the way.I'm definitely not fatter than Kevin Bridges. I'd have thought he'd be a regular at the Men of Size shops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: 39 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: If you can’t take some fat shaming then Kevin Bridges has no use for you. ETA not sure how your post has ended in my post! I expect some post shaming on the way. I'm definitely not fatter than Kevin Bridges. I'd have thought he'd be a regular at the Men of Size shops. I’m talking about his ‘fat shaming’ sketch. It’s pretty funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 As I type this with a plaster on my finger I am wondering why they still put corned beef in those f*cking lethal tins with the wee key on the side. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 You deserve all the blood loss you get for eating such an awful foodstuff! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, RH33 said: You deserve all the blood loss you get for eating such an awful foodstuff! I had corned beef hash for tea. It's smashing and I don't care if you don't agree 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 29, 2020 Share Posted April 29, 2020 5 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Not feeling well over the past few days. Just made myself a horrible-looking ready meal that I found stuffed down the side of the chest freezer, cooked it, retired to bed to eat it, then spilled the whole thing over my lap. Now I've got part-cooked thighs, no dinner, dirty sheets to wash, and I'm too uncomfortable and sore to look for the First World Problems thread, where this really belongs. I don't think anybody in human history has suffered this much. My sympathy for your plight evaporated when you revealed that you ate food in your bed. A dreadful practice, and you've (deservedly) suffered the consequences. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 I’m in significant pain from my lower back/ lumbar region.Seems to be a combination of muscular and spinal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 10 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: 11 hours ago, Granny Danger said: If you can’t take some fat shaming then Kevin Bridges has no use for you. ETA not sure how your post has ended in my post! I expect some post shaming on the way. I'm definitely not fatter than Kevin Bridges. I'd have thought he'd be a regular at the Men of Size shops. Haven't seen him anywhere recently. Has he put it all back on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 30, 2020 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Dogs called Quince. Worst name for a pet ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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