tamthebam Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 2 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: I checked so others don’t need to It’s involves a bloke ina hazmat suit and a dildo on the end of a long pole. As a minor triumph of human ingenuity it’s quite impressive. As erotic art it’s not good although probably sexier than the banner advert offering me the services of a tart in a Celtic Shirt If she's in the shirt of the Manky Mob you'll at least know she'll talk dirty to you- "eh, ma last bath was two weeks ago..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 If she's in the shirt of the Manky Mob you'll at least know she'll talk dirty to you- "eh, ma last bath was two weeks ago..."I try to stay 2m away from people dressed like that even when there isn’t a global pandemic 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Football matches on TV requiring floodlights to be on even though it's lunchtime in summer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 No link for Magee?He’s probably more of a “full kit w****r” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: I saw that disclaimer for the first time the other day when it came on before Mastermind and had the exact same thought as yourself. Judging by one of the contestant's performances I think it was filmed before he realised you had to have at least a minimal amount of general knowledge as well. I presume they've been begged to throw up the disclaimer by the Complaints Dept, who've been inundated by utter numpties. Although I'm not sure that would stop them. Just watched a recent Ashens video, which started with a 'filmed before lockdown' disclaimer. Presumably he was worried that the YouTube comments section would turn into a cauldron of stupidity and...oh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Watched a wee bit of Inside Central Station there. The day of the Scotland Russia game at Hampden last year saw a delay for fans getting to Hampden because some idiot pulled the emergency brake on one of the trains going to Mount Florida, causing a blockage and holding everything up. Understandably some folk were annoyed because they were going to miss kickoff, but one guy was absolutely seething and said "Only in Scotland can this happen!". Aye mate, train delays only happen in Scotland and nowhere else. Why do folk say such pish? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Also I just dropped a toilet roll down the toilet. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Also I just dropped a toilet roll down the toilet. Raging. @welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Watched a wee bit of Inside Central Station there. The day of the Scotland Russia game at Hampden last year saw a delay for fans getting to Hampden because some idiot pulled the emergency brake on one of the trains going to Mount Florida, causing a blockage and holding everything up. Understandably some folk were annoyed because they were going to miss kickoff, but one guy was absolutely seething and said "Only in Scotland can this happen!". Aye mate, train delays only happen in Scotland and nowhere else. Why do folk say such pish? I tried watching it a couple of weeks ago. I normally birdwatching programmes about places in familiar with, but that one is really dull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: I tried watching it a couple of weeks ago. I normally birdwatching programmes about places in familiar with, but that one is really dull. It was on after the Scotland vs CIS game from Euro 92 and I couldn't be arsed changing the channel. It's not bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: It was on after the Scotland vs CIS game from Euro 92 and I couldn't be arsed changing the channel. It's not bad. The one I seen had the woman in the information office startlingly telling the viewers that sometimes it gets busy and that no two days are the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 10 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: @bennett will hide that for you... ^^^clique ringleader. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Packaging for ground coffee looking identical* to the package for coffee beans. Now i have to get busy with the mortar and pestle just to have a cuppa. *except for the words. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 52 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Also I just dropped a toilet roll down the toilet. Raging. Only in Scotland! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, coprolite said: Packaging for ground coffee looking identical* to the package for coffee beans. Now i have to get busy with the mortar and pestle just to have a cuppa. *except for the words. I have 2 packages of coffee beans in the cupboard, bought on separate occasions when I thought I was buying ground coffee. I have a coffee grinder somewhere too but, you know...lazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 27 minutes ago, coprolite said: Packaging for ground coffee looking identical* to the package for coffee beans. Now i have to get busy with the mortar and pestle just to have a cuppa. *except for the words. Remember to push the pineapple first. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 Watched a wee bit of Inside Central Station there. The day of the Scotland Russia game at Hampden last year saw a delay for fans getting to Hampden because some idiot pulled the emergency brake on one of the trains going to Mount Florida, causing a blockage and holding everything up. Understandably some folk were annoyed because they were going to miss kickoff, but one guy was absolutely seething and said "Only in Scotland can this happen!". Aye mate, train delays only happen in Scotland and nowhere else. Why do folk say such pish?Watch this each week to see if I can catch a fleeting glimpse of myself floating about in the background somewhere (narcissistic I know!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 36 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I have 2 packages of coffee beans in the cupboard, bought on separate occasions when I thought I was buying ground coffee. I have a coffee grinder somewhere too but, you know...lazy. Glad it's not just me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Watch this each week to see if I can catch a fleeting glimpse of myself floating about in the background somewhere (narcissistic I know!) Do they film in the KFC ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 7, 2020 Share Posted June 7, 2020 13 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Watch this each week to see if I can catch a fleeting glimpse of myself floating about in the background somewhere (narcissistic I know!) Any luck? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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