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5 hours ago, Thistle_do_nicely said:

maybe not the most petty thing but considering ive f**k all to do today anyway it might be a wee bit, but i woke up about half an hour ago and i think theres no chance i can get back to sleep now.

Reason: fucking sweltering. Even with the fan full blastGoing to run a nice bath once there's some light outside. No continuous cough at least (of course I coughed a couple of times literally while I typed that, bah)

Also ended up rattling through a couple of different ice cream lolly things out the freezer to cool me down, which was braw.

Finding the nights unbearably warm at the minute, hope I'm not just imagining it and there's something else at play...

Nah, it's been really hot at night the last week. Last night was fine and Friday was ok but on the other nights I had the summer duvet out.

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23 hours ago, G_Man1985 said:

Decided to cancel my holiday in October  ( get refund within in 28 days).

Just don't know whether it was a good decision or not as now not going anywhere this year.

Baws 😞

 

14 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

It will probably be cancelled anyway. My Portugal flights went down the tube for early October the other day.

I've had to deal with this scenario a couple of times this year. Both times cancelling ourselves rather than wait for it to be cancelled would have been the wrong choice.

The first instance was back in Feb where our hotel in Mexico was behind schedule on being built, so TUI sorted out a switch to an upgraded hotel at no extra cost to us, and then allowed an additional upgrade to a different part of said hotel at a very nomimal cost.

Then, with covid, waiting for them to cancel allowed us to move to next year, and fly from glasgow instead of newcastle, for about £65pp extra.

In total, cancelling ourselves both times and booking the new trips ourselves would have added about £900pp onto the trip booked for next year, which would have been out of our price range, especially if there is any chance of grabbing something last minute next month.

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13 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Similarly, it's standard for high-street shops to cut off at size 12 in shoes.

When I was a kid, and still naive enough to look for shoes in shops, I've literally had sales assistants tell me that it isn't possible to have feet my size. On more than one occasion. Like God lets your feet grow to a certain width/length, then pulls the plug.

f**k knows what they'd make of American shoe shops. They go up past size 20.

They're useful. Despite being an arachnophobe, I hang on to them until they get big enough that I worry they might evict me.

Found a monster in bed with me last night. I'd been there for about an hour. Check your sheets before lying down, people.

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3 hours ago, NewBornBairn said:

Watching highlights of games involving teams I don't give a shite about is only worthwhile when I don't know the score, so yesterday I avoided the telly and social media all day before switching the box on at 22.20 precisely to watch Sportscene.

 

Only to find things are running late and an incredibly smug woman on the Scottish news was saying "and there were wins for St Mirren, St Johnstone and Dundee Utd too..."

 

Fukkit. 

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3 hours ago, Snafu said:

Don't you just hate it when you get the same self inflicted injuries in the same part of the body by doing the same things that get you injured in the first place going back years?

 

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

^^^ "I don't think I have that particular neurotransmitter..."

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I saw that in the cinema as a bairn. Genuinely the most frightening film I've ever seen.

Didn't help that I seemed to be in a theatre full of arachnophobes. Literally dozens of folk screaming by the end. You should have heard the cheer when John Goodman showed up with his equipment.

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People documenting their train travel on Twitter. Its raining outside? Yeah, we can see that Brenda. Don't need no update on your 642 from Carlisle. 

What's that Joanne, you're tweeting LNeR because your train was 2 minutes late and now you'll miss your connection and be late for work? Nobody cares, get an earlier train you fucking beautiful twat. 

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Had a couple of big spiders in my house recently, one was climbing the wall in our bedroom just before we went to sleep which was easy enough to dispose of but another one was sat in the landing upstairs last night that was about the size of a dinner plate. Normally I like to dispose of them using paper and a glass method but we didn’t have a glass in the house big enough to keep it in so I ended up having to beat it to death with a shoe and then scoop the remains into an old shoe box.

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13 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I saw that in the cinema as a bairn. Genuinely the most frightening film I've ever seen.

Didn't help that I seemed to be in a theatre full of arachnophobes. Literally dozens of folk screaming by the end. You should have heard the cheer when John Goodman showed up with his equipment.

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Talking of spiders -

Has anyone else recently had these weird, slightly daddy long legs, type spiders in their hoose?

They are the furthest thing from scary you could ever find - they are slow and cumbersome and have a wee pinhead body and ridiculous long skinny legs.

They've actually helped with my fear of spiders a bit.

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58 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said:

Has anyone else recently had Hearts supporters in their hoose?

They are the furthest thing from scary you could ever find - they are slow and cumbersome and have a wee pinhead body and ridiculous long skinny legs.

FTFY

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1 hour ago, scottmcleanscontacts said:

Talking of spiders -

Has anyone else recently had these weird, slightly daddy long legs, type spiders in their hoose?

They are the furthest thing from scary you could ever find - they are slow and cumbersome and have a wee pinhead body and ridiculous long skinny legs.

They've actually helped with my fear of spiders a bit.

They're called daddy long legs spiders. There is still a simmering resentment at my work between me and the "it's a crane fly" crew and the spider posse following a particularly poorly researched friday quiz. 

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