JamesP_81 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 People who say “socially distanced, of course” Once all restrictions are lifted the use of any form of the words social and distance together should be punishable by public flogging, not socially distanced of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 every one?The one I had a ticket for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Martin Keown giving it the "diag" chat on BT sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 17 hours ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: I chopped down a tree and carried it away on my shoulders, felt like a true lumberjack. Do you also eat your lunch and go to the lavatory? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 People who don’t pay their TV licence. They should get life sentences. Pay TV detector van people footballers’ wages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 The c***s that model mens clothes on JD Sports website. I would never get tired wrapping the pus of those c***s. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 3 hours ago, johnnydun said: The c***s that model mens clothes on JD Sports website. I would never get tired wrapping the pus of those c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 They clothes all look fucking awful. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: Indeed. What's wrong with a but of colour? At least we seem to have binned models with tattoos all over their face. "What's wrong with a but of colour?" Freudian slip thanks to autocorrect there Mixu...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 44 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said: If you're trying to be smart, it doesn't suit you. Why wouldn't you post this guy too? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 13 minutes ago, johnnydun said: If you're trying to be smart, it doesn't suit you. Why wouldn't you post this guy too? Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 1 minute ago, The Naitch said: Wide FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 4 hours ago, MixuFruit said: I'm logging off for a while to deal with some personal issues. Please respect my privacy at this time. 4 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Back. That was a quick w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 On 04/12/2020 at 23:51, The Golden God said: Christmas trees that aren’t green. Adults without young kids who put up trees and decorations and post pictures of them on social media, even worse when other adults without kids comment on these pictures saying how amazing their trees and decorations are. You’re 25, why are you spending all this time and money on a fucking tree just for likes on Facebook? Answered your own question there. (Twice). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Putting Christmas decorations up. I'd have more fun taking them all to the dump. A two bedroom house and she's got enough to fill Downton Abbey. There's outside lights to illuminate stretches of the M8. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Putting Christmas decorations up. I'd have more fun taking them all to the dump. A two bedroom house and she's got enough to fill Downton Abbey. There's outside lights to illuminate stretches of the M8. ^^^ this on P&B “Yes dear” ^^^ this irl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^ this on P&B “Yes dear” ^^^ this irl. Have I ever pretended any different? She's gone out for some socially distanced mourning for somebody or other. I've moved a few things to more tasteful, better distributed places and now watching big McBurnie play quite well. Edited December 6, 2020 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 16 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: They clothes all look fucking awful. Indeed. Adults shouldn’t be buying clothes from JD Sports. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 6 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Putting Christmas decorations up. I'd have more fun taking them all to the dump. A two bedroom house and she's got enough to fill Downton Abbey. There's outside lights to illuminate stretches of the M8. I've mentioned before that we now have ~14 boxes of decorations in the loft, yet still buy new ones every year to 'update the colour theme'. Also, we apparently needed 2 new trees this year, which freed up the 2 smallest ones to be put in 2 of the kids' rooms. Unfortunately 3rd child us feeling left out, so Mrs Ranter is now sourcing a 3rd small tree for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I've mentioned before that we now have ~14 boxes of decorations in the loft, yet still buy new ones every year to 'update the colour theme'. Also, we apparently needed 2 new trees this year, which freed up the 2 smallest ones to be put in 2 of the kids' rooms. Unfortunately 3rd child us feeling left out, so Mrs Ranter is now sourcing a 3rd small tree for him. I put a new wreath on the door, then found 3 more when I was sifting through the other decorations. There was enough to give my son a big bag of them for his house. Some I insisted were binned and there's still enough for another house. I've been warned this tree is on it's final year as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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