welshbairn Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 12 hours ago, tamthebam said: I once heard a Yank utterly confuse a Lothian Buses driver by asking to go to "Dalkett" (Dalkeith) If I ever go to septic land I'll pronounce all their places wrong. That'll show them. I don't get how an American wouldn't know how to pronounce "th". A Frenchie, sure.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 4 hours ago, Clown Job said: Pish weather Her Glorious Britannic Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second is in Edinburgh. Never doubt the power of the Royals to make it rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Nah, he's white. I had Tam down as being a black transexual in my mind. Every day's a school day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 33 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I had Tam down as being a black transexual in my mind. Every day's a school day. That's how he identifies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 Bathroom & kitchen outlets using the phrase 'on trend colours'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 17 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: I read a thing recently that showed the airline's loyalty card programme was worth more than the airlines themselves. It's the only thing of value they have - the planes are all leased and they have very few assets. British Airways used to be known as a hugely valuable pension scheme with a less profitable sideline as an airline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: @DA Baracus Stop trying to trigger me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Stop trying to finger me! this is how I read this. I had to re-read three times to see what it actually said. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: this is how I read this. I had to re-read three times to see what it actually said. I'll let him know when the fingering becomes uncomfortable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I'll let him know when the fingering becomes uncomfortable. My next complaint will be my first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 I follow quite a few independent clothing brands on Twitter and I'm seeing an upturn in them selling stuff and saying Large (fits like medium) etc. If it fits like it's a smaller fucking size, sell it as the smaller fucking size. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 You don't even have to do that - just say the place name without adding the state/country to baffle them i.e. "I had a great vacation in Paris" - 'Paris?" - "Yes, Paris, In France." - "Ah, that Paris."Paris, Texas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 It's basically day one of the holidays, and it appears my kids have gone fully feral already. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 15 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: It's basically day one of the holidays, and it appears my kids have gone fully feral already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 49 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: It's basically day one of the holidays, and it appears my kids have gone fully feral already. Bairns surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Bairns surely? Kids, bairns, weans, wee b@st@rds............does the nomenclature really matter ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Kids, bairns, weans, wee b@st@rds............does the nomenclature really matter ? Ah Ken. Dustbin lids etc. He's from Falkirk. Edited June 27, 2022 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 A piece of my tooth has come away and tomorrow's my birthday I was looking forward to jelly and ice cream too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 3 minutes ago, tamthebam said: A piece of my tooth has come away and tomorrow's my birthday I was looking forward to jelly and ice cream too Dubble bubble m9, birthday cairds & the tooth fairy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 41 minutes ago, tamthebam said: A piece of my tooth has come away 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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