KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: One of the most surreal experiences of my life, walking up to a urinal at T in the Park whilst refreshed and medicated, and a lassie standing next to me doing a slash/having a wee chat I mind similar happening at a gig on Glasgow Green (Stone Roses, possibly). The queue for the lassies toilets was gigantic, but the guys was just a large outdoor urinal paddock type thing. There was more women in there pishing than there was men. Everyone just got on with it. Edited September 14, 2023 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Pal of mine suffers from that. He is not embarrassed by it as he's been aware of it for years. It's probably more common than people think. He does find it annoying when he goes for a pee in a busy pub but the traps are occupied... he waves folk in past him to use the urinals - some are a bit confused. Would they not just think he needed a shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 On 13/09/2023 at 08:34, itzdrk said: It's very rarely ever too cold for shorts in Scotland Gotcha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 On 13/09/2023 at 02:01, Don Diego De la Vega said: The majority of winter short wearers are just parading their calf tattoos Getting their money's worth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acastus Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 On 13/09/2023 at 07:14, hk blues said: Maybe they're Australian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 8 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Pal of mine suffers from that. He is not embarrassed by it as he's been aware of it for years. It's probably more common than people think. He does find it annoying when he goes for a pee in a busy pub but the traps are occupied... he waves folk in past him to use the urinals - some are a bit confused. 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: Would they not just think he needed a shite? More likely they just assume he's a cokehead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 7 hours ago, Zetterlund said: 44 years old and until 2 days ago on this thread I'd never heard of the cubicles in toilets being referred to as 'traps'. Is this another east/west thing? Probably another Americanism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 7 hours ago, Zetterlund said: 44 years old and until 2 days ago on this thread I'd never heard of the cubicles in toilets being referred to as 'traps'. Is this another east/west thing? The only traps I associate with toilets are those in the plumbing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 11 hours ago, jimbaxters said: I'm the opposite. If I go in a public toilet for a pee and its only stalls, I'll just hold it. Also, could never walk into a stall immediately after someone comes out. Don't know how women do it. Someones got to pish the excess jobby off the porcelain - wheres your public spiirit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Leith Green said: Someones got to pish the excess jobby off the porcelain - wheres your public spiirit? Ah, the piss chisel as I believe it's known on P&B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 8 hours ago, welshbairn said: Would they not just think he needed a shite? Aye, but when he eventually gets in, he's often out again before the other guys using the pissers are finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Probably another Americanism no, it's from greyhound racing and have been using it for about 40 years since I moved to Scotland west and east coast. Edited September 15, 2023 by SlipperyP 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Leith Green said: Someones got to pish the excess jobby off the porcelain - wheres your public spiirit? You have hit on the exact reason why I avoid them. Looking at another's skidmarks is not on my to-do list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 11 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I mind similar happening at a gig on Glasgow Green (Stone Roses, possibly). The queue for the lassies toilets was gigantic, but the guys was just a large outdoor urinal paddock type thing. There was more women in there pishing than there was men. Everyone just got on with it. Do not tell JK Rowling this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 12 hours ago, Zetterlund said: 44 years old and until 2 days ago on this thread I'd never heard of the cubicles in toilets being referred to as 'traps'. Is this another east/west thing? They're numbered in accordance with ease and sophistication of one beak habit. "Ehyup lad, there's one for you in trap 2". Numbered from closest to door (being one). You are now fluent in Cocanese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 This has triggered memories from my first day at Primary. The bogs had five urinals and two cubicles. They were introduced as, left to right: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (urinals) and Saturday and Sunday (cubicles). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 16 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Always pish in traps even if there's no one in the room. Think I have paruresis tbf. Just make sure it doesn't snap shut on your knob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 19 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: This has triggered memories from my first day at Primary. The bogs had five urinals and two cubicles. They were introduced as, left to right: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (urinals) and Saturday and Sunday (cubicles). Happy Days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 19 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: This has triggered memories from my first day at Primary. The bogs had five urinals and two cubicles. They were introduced as, left to right: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (urinals) and Saturday and Sunday (cubicles). My son's last school had toilet cubicles in the classrooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 38 minutes ago, hk blues said: My son's last school had toilet cubicles in the classrooms. My first primary school classroom also had a toilet in it. Well that's what one of my classmates must've thought the play house was given the jobbies that were sometimes found in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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