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How many people think 4 English Teams getting straight into the Champions League groups is wrong, when the Scottish Premier League Champions have to go through 1-3 qualifying matches, before they can get a place in group stages (excluding last 3 seasons)? Very very few! Perhaps supporters in the West should be more annoyed that Beith, who look like they will win the West Premier League for 2 year running, will not be given opportunity to progress to Lowland League as they don't have license? If they had, they may have got a promotion last/this year to the Lowland League, giving the licensed teams a better chance of winning league? Again, teams in the West knew the rules before before they switched from the Juniors and also because of their own egos, waited longer in the transfer from Juniors than East Region teams? Most teams at the top of East Region embraced the changes required. Why were some teams in the West not so keen to progess to getting a license? Just think you guys need to get the chip off your shoulder. Get a license, win the West Premier League, then prove you are better than the champions of the East/South Region Champions. Darvel had a glorious chance of promotion, but blew it as most West supporters gloated at the time. Also, Tranent treated that play-off match much more professional- hence why they are in Lowland League and Darvel aren't.

It's not about fixture congestion, it's about twiddling your thumbs from mid-April onwards. It's just too early to be done with a football season.

1-2 scoreline and a 5 point lead for the buds by Saturday evening.

Been reading posts in other forums about how many teams don't want east kilbride to get promotion due to the spending on players this season. I'm starting to think it would be unfair on other teams in scottish league 2 if we did get promotion as it appears they're paying their players in food stamps and refundable irn bru bottles .

As much as I may get pilloried for"white knighting" I also find the Greens' emphasis on trans related policies to be frustrating. I'm a member of that party and joined because of their economically left wing policies and, obviously, position on environment and sustainability. Trans related policies aren't vote winners. I honestly wish they were more focussed on the issues people actually vote on.

Great. If you could just clip the bit where they say they prioritise trans rights over Education, Health, Transport, Poverty, Crime, the Environment, Trade Union Rights, Policing, Fair Pay, Reducing violence against women and girls, Immigration and Housing; that would be grand.

The Lowland League finishes too early for 95% of the LL fans. Has to happen though because of the protectionist racket that is the Club 42 playoff.

Should be disallowed for his stupid Jehovah t-shirt.

"Historic" is doing some heavy lifting here.

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay." He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, 'Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem luv." Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks. "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the f*cking bitch stole ma wallet.

Dundee Fc v St Mirren thread bingo: - Opening remarks of hope that this latest thread shall not be a bin fire - - Some generally sensible comments about the game and potential starting 11 - - Mention of Dundee administration(s) - - Mention of Celtic store at St Mirren ground - - Mention of Dundee being a shithole - - Mention of Weegie's - - Thread now considered to be a binfire - IF NOTHING ELSE WE ARE FUCKING CONSISTENT LADS. Thank you.

A dark day for #TheBarclays, being outplayed by them forin tractor leagues. I trust heads will roll at the very top over this.

Glesga wit they like.

The thought of a third pitch invasion for winning the Pola Cola League of Fun whilst having a monstrous budget compared to every other team should give everyone involved a full body minter. One pitch invasion after clinching I can just about get my head round. Two is cringe. Three is ripping the absolute pish

There will be a pitch invasion because the modern football fan experience is about performative enjoyment (see: limbs and singing sections)

Walk in Robertson park, too many people to run to to be told how cute she is so lead was mostly on. Stop for ice cream. Recharge and now careering around again. Left the big two at home to have some peace.

Wouldn’t mind seeing a front 2 of Moult and McLeod start this one, bring Watt on to enjoy the party after Moult gets goal number 20 and young Rory bags his first. Walton Thomson McClelland Graham McMann Fotheringham Meekison Sibbald Middleton Moult McLeod

Sadie was giving it big f**k off I'm not coming in attitude yesterday. Then the XL bully next door peered over the fence and barked once. Wee fucker was in back door quicker than the tiny legs could carry her. I've just renewed this lovely girls insurance, been fast 11 months.

I try not to be judgemental but if I cycle past someone with Max & Lou Lou in my basket and it doesn't bring a smile to their face then I know they're a terrible person.

"Don't bother trying to hide it, I know fine well there's a stranger fiddling with the boiler beside you there"

So you had Humza on the phone to Regan on Sunday night or Monday morning still trying to do a deal to keep him in post. Meanwhile Sturgeon is briefing that he will resign. But she didn't have any influence on that decision. Patrick Harvie..consistently on record saying that he wouldn't work with a Forbes led govt...but that had no influence in today's events 'Boo to Equality, up with hate'. The only 'hate' around in recent times has been that directed toward a woman who expressed her opposition to some Green policies based on her religious beliefs. Humzas religious beliefs (from a tradition with a similar view on said Green policies) meanwhile were celebrated. In addition of course, we have a Hate Crimes Bill framed to catch out people who think the Cass Report might be 'scientific'. But, meanwhile the Greens are back, so raise a toast all round.