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I'm with Joey here. No problem with teams celebrating, even if it is goal no 3 against the unflushable turd. It's just that Celtic always manage to look like massive bellends doing anything. Especially that toddler dance thing. Why can't they just injure disabled people like Rangers do?

Surely to God we can win this time. Score in the 1st minute then 89 minutes of game management would be fine, and quite funny.

I believe larsipan

Thanks, but now I'm confused. Do we have any noggies who could settle this?

Thanks. I can now laugh at the pundits who get it wrong (all of them).

How do you pronounce Stabaek? (I don't know how to do the joined up a+e thingy, but you know what I mean)

I'm looking forward to the confusion when these c***s wake up tomorrow and find out there are still Muslims about and they still have empty meaningless lives.

It was the ale mannie in Portlethen

And people said they wouldn't change anything.

Put a handful of pubes in the nibbles

There won't be any dramatic or sudden changes. Just a slow frog boiling descent into stagnation, irrelevance and an increasingly insular intolerant society. Still, sovereignty eh? Good old blighty.

Was Sammy Stewart not also part of some carve up? Also Scott Calderwoods scouting network. Us signing Wilson doesn't smell like those though. He already had a bit of rep down south and if he had turned it on for us he could have been lucrative, like kamara at the filthy ****. I thought he contributed well enough when he played this season but he's the clichéd mercurial type. McInnes wants players who impose themselves on games. Wilson didn't. I think he's better than league 2 but that tribute act might be on the up. Seems like win win

There was a wifey on the BBC with a metabolic condition that makes her smell of fish. Might be that? On an unrelated note, what's the issue with going to lidl for snacks?

I like his turn of phrase, sounds more like the sort of thing noel coward or Stephen fry would come out with rather than a standard coach cliche

Me too and it seems to be getting worse the older i get, I have a friend who is a Captain for a major American airline and he is constantly telling me its ok, he always says "if i make it, you'll make it" he's been flying for almost 40 years, suppose i should listen to him. Sure, this one landed ok

Aeroplanes. Specifically being on them when they take off. Any change of pitch in the engine noise, clunking sound or sudden vibration makes me think the engines or wings have fallen off and I have seconds left. By the time they land I'm usually fine.

Championship club? Seems a bit pessimistic.

That was visionary.

In retrospect it seems unfair on fat kids with weak dads.

Just caught up on the telly. I thought that there were some positives for us. Mcgeough looks like he has an eye for a defence splitting pass and the defence looked mostly solid (apart from a couple of moments from Logan). Kennedy looks like he could be useful and hedges looked positive when he came on. But Mcginn had a stinker and was obviously going to keep having one, but lasted 86 minutes. Poor decision making from the manager reflected in poor decisions at crucial times from Mcginn (passing twice with a shot on), Logan (pass in field with a packed box after a corner. I do think we'll improve and get third though.

St Mirren fans appear optimistic. It's strangely disorientating.

We used to make our own killer pathogens but Brussels red tape has held us back for too long. We won't need to rely on imports from the far East anymore.

Ahem

A slow right handed goalie?