GeeJay Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 where in Glasgow can I buy a bottle of goldschlager? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 where in Glasgow can I buy a bottle of goldschlager? Peckhams on Glassford Street would be a good place to start, they sell all sorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Oh jeezo, i remember drinking that stuff in my early 20's, fun at the time but f**k did it give you chronic heartburn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 Can't believe somebody made a decent business out of an urban myth about gold flakes cutting little bits of your inside throat so that you get pissed quicker. Top entrepreneurship there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 (edited) I haven't been to a pub quiz in years now- how do they work in the age of 90% of the folk there having access to a smartphone? My pub quiz going heyday was the early 2000s, when the height of skulduggery was texting someone not at the quiz who might know the answer, or even look it up on the internet. Edited January 4, 2013 by Fuctifano 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I haven't been to a pub quiz in years now- how do they work in the age of 90% of the folk there having access to a smartphone? My pub quiz going heyday was the early 2000s, when the height of skulduggery was texting someone not at the quiz who might know the answer, or even look it up on the internet. I've given up on pub quizes at anywhere remotely studenty but thankfully they were only becoming affordable just after I left uni. There's the odd basement pub in Aberdeen which gets no mobile reception though, they're the last haven for these quizzes I reckon. Genuine story: I was at one of these oil industry charity pub quiz things (the ones where the bar tab ends up being twice the sum of the money raised), a guy gets caught cheating on his smartphone under the table and gets peer pressured by the quizmaster and everyone else in the room to surrender it and donate the sell on fee to the charity. p***k deserved it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I haven't been to a pub quiz in years now- how do they work in the age of 90% of the folk there having access to a smartphone? My pub quiz going heyday was the early 2000s, when the height of skulduggery was texting someone not at the quiz who might know the answer, or even look it up on the internet. I was at one a couple of weeks ago and the questions are designed so you can't just use your smart phone. It was a fairly small one though so was easily regulated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Is "Cellars" off-license still open in Glasgow City Centre? Alternatively, does anyone know where to buy MD 20/20 near Queen Street station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Is "Cellars" off-license still open in Glasgow City Centre? Alternatively, does anyone know where to buy MD 20/20 near Queen Street station. No it is closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Alternatively, does anyone know where to buy MD 20/20 near Queen Street station. You could offer the nearest tramp a couple of quid for theirs? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I was in work and then started my svq which will be a requirement to work in care, who pays for the course? is it the company or is it state funded because it's becoming a requirement? I have googled without much luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I was in work and then started my svq which will be a requirement to work in care, who pays for the course? is it the company or is it state funded because it's becoming a requirement? I have googled without much luck. You'll probably not be the first to do this working with the company you are employed by, have you asked them what they have done in previous cases? If you are the first, I'd contact SAAS and see what they have to say about it. Best of luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Thanks, think I'm going to call my old boss for some advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 I was in work and then started my svq which will be a requirement to work in care, who pays for the course? is it the company or is it state funded because it's becoming a requirement? I have googled without much luck. SVQ's by their nature are competency based and are (in the main) assessed in the workplace. I would presume this will be funded by your employer/sponsor/workplace... but they may put some sort of 'condition' so you don't f**k off once you have achieved it..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Is there a standard way to wipe your arse? I had the dubious pleasure of occupying a cubicle next to a guy who was quite clearly taking toilet roll and rubbing his arse backwards and forwards at least 10 times (I started counting) before taking another few sheets and repeating the process. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Is there a standard way to wipe your arse? Scoop Wipe Polish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Is there a standard way to wipe your arse? I had the dubious pleasure of occupying a cubicle next to a guy who was quite clearly taking toilet roll and rubbing his arse backwards and forwards at least 10 times (I started counting) before taking another few sheets and repeating the process. Yes there is a standard procedure for wiping your arse and it is not the way your neighbouring shiter went about it. The proper technique involves folding two sheets of bog roll and doing one swift wipe from front to back. Repeat this process until your toilet paper is jobby free. Going from back to front carries the risk of slippage which could result in excrement on the hand/wrist area and/or testes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Also sitting down when wiping is standard. Some freaks stand up and wipe. Sure there was a topic on here before about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Yes there is a standard procedure for wiping your arse and it is not the way your neighbouring shiter went about it. The proper technique involves folding two sheets of bog roll and doing one swift wipe from front to back. Repeat this process until your toilet paper is jobby free. Going from back to front carries the risk of slippage which could result in excrement on the hand/wrist area and/or testes. That's roughly what I thought. Next quick question - do you think the guy wa right to be annoyed when I asked him what the f**k he was up to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 That's roughly what I thought. Next quick question - do you think the guy wa right to be annoyed when I asked him what the f**k he was up to? If you asked him with a roguish smile you might have been in there.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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