jamamafegan Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Ooft. I’ll be passing a Spoons on my way home. Debating stopping in and running the risk of being trapped. I’ve just ordered an Ardbeg. I am officially trapped. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Yesterday my girlfriend had a training day at her work cancelled, as the trainer was meant to be driving down from Ayr. As a result, we spent yesterday building a snowman and drinking wine. I love snow. ^^^ Fiat 500 Pie and Bovril -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 fwiw, the snow has provoked travel chaos in the Alps. Got on the bus to Geneva at 7.30, which limped through a blizzard for a while, then I asked to get off and strolled back home. Colleagues at work are telling me they spent 3 hours travelling in. Dunces. I've been drinking wine all afternoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 I’ve just ordered an Ardbeg. I am officially trapped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 This weather better f**k off before the weekend because I am working seven days in a row starting Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: This weather better f**k off before the weekend because I am working seven days in a row starting Saturday. Community payback? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Being sent home at 4pm. [emoji16] ETA: from work, not prison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Community payback? Not yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Walked into the centre of our county town earlier. Supermarket out of bread and milk. Not a newspaper to be had in the district. Bank, optician, newsagent, butcher, baker, candlestickmaker, pub closed. 'Wildlife club off' proclaims a notice and a church service cancelled. Proprietor of the Costcutter cornershop has put up 2L milk from £1.20 to £2.50. Civilisation hangs by a thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Can only imagine what the booze section of the local shop is like now, probably just 8% ABV or stronger lager and fruity wine. I'm quite tempted now I type that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HibeeJibee Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Yesterday my girlfriend had a training day at her work cancelled, as the trainer was meant to be driving down from Ayr. As a result, we spent yesterday building a snowman and drinking wine. I love snow. Recycled his teeth as his buttons? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Cleared drive then council snow plough clears entire street. Work announces closed until Monday. Sweeeet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Work have e-mailed that we are open tomorrow. Think they might have jumped the gun a bit, snow is still falling pretty hard and there a good few feet on the ground, can't see the buses etc running anytime soon. Went to the shop round the corner. Some old woman giving the staff shit because theres no newspapers. Some people are genuinely beyond belief. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Dundee schools closed again tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, MONKMAN said: Yesterday my girlfriend had a training day at her work cancelled, as the trainer was meant to be driving down from Ayr. As a result, we spent yesterday building a snowman and drinking wine. I love snow. She's not conventionally good looking, how long have you known her? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, Jambomo said: Work have e-mailed that we are open tomorrow. Think they might have jumped the gun a bit, snow is still falling pretty hard and there a good few feet on the ground, can't see the buses etc running anytime soon. Went to the shop round the corner. Some old woman giving the staff shit because theres no newspapers. Some people are genuinely beyond belief. My mum worked in Tesco in 97 when Diana died. Old folk were complaining like f**k the shop was opening late the day of the funeral. Old folk really are a shower of Auld dicks. The referendum proved this 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 1 hour ago, jamamafegan said: Yas min You sexy b*****d Jamamafegan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Old folk really are a shower of Auld dicks. The referendum proved this Agreed. Utter arseholes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: My mum worked in Tesco in 97 when Diana died. Old folk were complaining like f**k the shop was opening late the day of the funeral. For once the blue rinse brigade had a valid oint, as that is an utterly fucking ridiculous excuse to close a shop. Another line of Snowmageddon marching through the Central Belt to the Clyde Riviera at the moment, effortlessly trolling those who bothered to clear paths and roads this morning. Edited March 1, 2018 by vikingTON 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 The following beggars belief tbh. Disregards advice and travels, takes nothing with her for the conditions, becomes terrified and loses her head while sitting in a car, on a major motorway with many other people around her, in a developed country, then appears to have felt relief akin to surviving nuclear war. I fully believe that she literally spoke the final statement aloud to herself. I live in hope that in the next day or so a video appears on twitter involving someone sitting in their stationary car on the M80, clutching the wheel, tears and snotters galore with a snowball fight going on around them. BBC news website: Lesley Forster told BBC Scotland she had managed to get home after spending a "horrific" 18 hours on the M80 near Cumbernauld. She left Edinburgh at 14:00 on Wednesday and got back to Mollinsburn, north of Glasgow, at 08:00. 'Had nothing with me' Ms Forster said: "I had nothing with me. I had to use the water I had with me to put in to my window wipers. I was stuck for 18 hours and have never been so frightened in my life. It was freezing cold. I had a total meltdown. "There were no snow ploughs or anything. A young lad came out of his house with a sled filled with water and a few bits of food - all he had in the house - and handed it out. I am so grateful to him. "Once it started to get light and you could see everything round about you and you have got the reality of it, and were thinking: 'You are going to come out of this alive". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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