Adam Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I picked up The Observer today rather than my usual rag on a Sunday. Whilst it costs more than the average paper (£2.90), I've spent the best part of three hours leisurely flicking through it and reading the articles. Might need to make this a permanent thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 You could have used some of those 3 hours to go and buy some fucking eggs. I notice that you never offered to get them for me. For shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 You could have used some of those 3 hours to go and buy some fucking eggs.Could've laid the eggs himself in that time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Could've laid the eggs himself in that time. Calm down hen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Made my debut in goals today. Made a few decent saves but conceded 4 goals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Put the Jungle Book soundtrack on in the kitchen for my daughter whilst I make her dinner. I've just realised that she fucked off back through to the sitting room a good ten minutes ago and that I'm still dancing round the kitchen singing The Bare Necessities. I regret nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Why do some women, when bored, decide an argument is the best way to solve their boredom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 That's the song sung by a big fat lazy bear isn't it? Just saying like. The irony wasn't lost on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Why do some women, when bored, decide an argument is the best way to solve their boredom? Cause woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Last night I had my first ever Peshwari Naan with an Indian takeaway. I had no idea what I'd been missing out on for all these years. I'll never touch another Plain Naan again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Thon wummin on Ross Kemp : Britain just now is clearly a fucking heidcase! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Why do some women, when bored, decide an argument is the best way to solve their boredom? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 That's the song sung by a big fat lazy bear isn't it? Just saying like. You were so close. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 We have four cats and one of our near neighbours has a real problem with it - I've heard him shouting at them and very early one Sunday morning I saw him chuck a stone at one which had me shouting I'd be chucking stones at him (not my finest moment but hey-ho and all that) Anyhoo - he's just painted the tops of all his fences with anti-burglar paint and our cats are getting covered in it - auld c'nt!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Quite right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 We have four cats and one of our near neighbours has a real problem with it - I've heard him shouting at them and very early one Sunday morning I saw him chuck a stone at one which had me shouting I'd be chucking stones at him (not my finest moment but hey-ho and all that) Anyhoo - he's just painted the tops of all his fences with anti-burglar paint and our cats are getting covered in it - auld c'nt!! ^^^ crazy cat lady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 The neighbours cats used to really mess up my garden, they treated it like a public toilet and I was forever cleaning up their mess off the lawn. I think your neighbour is well within his rights to try to keep them out of his garden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 We have four cats and one of our near neighbours has a real problem with it - I've heard him shouting at them and very early one Sunday morning I saw him chuck a stone at one which had me shouting I'd be chucking stones at him (not my finest moment but hey-ho and all that) Anyhoo - he's just painted the tops of all his fences with anti-burglar paint and our cats are getting covered in it - auld c'nt!! My neighbour's cat has taken to killing, eating, and burying small birds in my garden. Tell him that after the 3rd pint of water thrown over them, they tend to stop coming back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 The neighbours cats used to really mess up my garden, they treated it like a public toilet and I was forever cleaning up their mess off the lawn. I think your neighbour is well within his rights to try to keep them out of his garden Yip - but that won't keep them out his garden, they'll just keep climbing his fence unaware that it's causing them harm when cleaning it off and causing a mess when they trail it through the house. I'm not unsympathetic - ours aren't the only cats around and last Summer our next door neighbour bought an automatic water sprayer to keep cats off his lawn - when Mrs Ned found out about it she offered them half the money and when they refused she gave them a bottle of wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) My neighbour's cat has taken to killing, eating, and burying small birds in my garden. Tell him that after the 3rd pint of water thrown over them, they tend to stop coming back. I remember my mother throwing a bucket of water over a feral cat which was raking the bins, and it dropped dead there and then Edited April 4, 2016 by bob the tank 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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