KnightswoodBear Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: KnightswoodBear. Yesterday. Irie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I reckon most teenage lassies/early 20's would be unable to complete a sentence without the word 'like' being thrown in somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 What do you mean, like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 What do you mean, like? Close but it's like more like they like put the word throughout the sentence as they're like incapable if saying that sentence without like scattering 'likes' everywhere as opposed to like just saying 'like' at the end of the sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 WTF? France is one of the few countries where posthumous marriages are permitted by law. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40110169 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: WTF? France is one of the few countries where posthumous marriages are permitted by law. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40110169 Still better than a humous marriage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Overheard at the bank today: a chap complaining about unauthorised transactions on his account made by his daughter and her boyfriend who, later in the conversation, turned out to be his step-brother Have any P&Bers ever embezzled from a family member while banging their offspring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Alloa gon' Alloa I wish I could say I'd spent the day in Fife, but alas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Just had an endoscopy. Fucking hell that wasn't nice. No gall stones in my bile tract though, which is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Pics or GTF. On second thoughts scrub that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Pics or GTF. On second thoughts scrub that. It's the one that goes down your throat not up your arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Just now, sjc said: It's the one that goes down your throat not up your arse. Awww 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 It's the one that goes down your throat not up your arse. Better hope they never mixed it up with the boy before you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Awww Go get your kicks elsewhere you fucking deviant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 1 minute ago, sjc said: Go get your kicks elsewhere you fucking deviant! ^^^ Was the bum one, but now worried because he realises that the Doctor had both hands on his shoulders when he inserted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: ^^^ Was the bum one, but now worried because he realises that the Doctor had both hands on his shoulders when he inserted it. That would probably be less painful than deepthroating 24 inches of camera tbh..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 There is a really tidy Asian chick, possibly a student asking weirdos at the train station for a lift to the shopping centre.She'll be locked in someone's basement before the day is out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 25 minutes ago, Cerberus said: There is a really tidy Asian chick, possibly a student asking weirdos at the train station for a lift to the shopping centre. She'll be locked in someone's basement before the day is out. Give her our best regards. And a blanket, at least, you animal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 There's a new Foo Fighters song out and it's a fucking topper: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 On 5/31/2017 at 12:25, 19QOS19 said: I reckon most teenage lassies/early 20's would be unable to complete a sentence without the word 'like' being thrown in somewhere. This is a live issue here. My big girl (18) can just about manage it but when she's with her posse there is like no chance. Her wee sister (15) is fine. So far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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