tamthebam Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 3 hours ago, paranoid android said: Lassie at work who's a wid with massive tits phoned me at work today, and started breastfeeding half way through the call - I'm trying to be grown up about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Black Bob looks pished. As if he's about to coup the board and deck Scrappy for being a cheating cnut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 On 15/10/2018 at 16:47, Zen Archer said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 Needs jocky Scott and John Terry imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Playing trivia tonight at one of my locals. In comes the mayor of the town I live in. He comes to my table and asks if it’s okay if he nominates me on to the Quality of Life Board. It’s an odd wee life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Swear words ranked. https://www.indy100.com/article/british-swear-words-ranked-ofcom-7340446?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1539440437 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Swear words ranked. https://www.indy100.com/article/british-swear-words-ranked-ofcom-7340446?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1539440437 Disappointed not to see fud on there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Disappointed not to see fud on there.my neighbour has a complete heads gone if ypu use the word fud. love having a drink round hers and dropping it into conversation every few minutes. its the little things in life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Swear words ranked. https://www.indy100.com/article/british-swear-words-ranked-ofcom-7340446?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1539440437 I thought i was a bad parent for saying things like bugger and git around the kids. It is good to have official approval. what the f**k is bloodclaat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, coprolite said: I thought i was a bad parent for saying things like bugger and git around the kids. It is good to have official approval. what the f**k is bloodclaat? Pretty sure it's Jamaican for tampon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 53 minutes ago, coprolite said: I thought i was a bad parent for saying things like bugger and git around the kids. It is good to have official approval. what the f**k is bloodclaat? 35 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Pretty sure it's Jamaican for tampon. Not just a tampon but a soiled one. See also bumbaclot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 "Ginger" is listed as one of the mild swear words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 44 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: "Ginger" is listed as one of the mild swear words. I think that's an American thing. f**k knows why it's on that list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) Undoubtedly the best swear word I've heard is the Greek 'Malaka', which is similar to 'w****r', only it insinuates that the recipient of the term is a w****r who has wanked so much that they can't w**k any more. Edited October 17, 2018 by Barry Ferguson's Hat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 43 minutes ago, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Undoubtedly the best swear word I've heard is the Greek 'Malaka', which is similar to 'w****r', only it insinuates that the recipient of the term is a w****r who has wanked so much that they can't w**k any more. Also known as "working from home" 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 So in other words a married man! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 I'll need to change my lunch habits : I walked to the counter in the canteen, and the lassie never even asked what I wanted, just handed me a plate of chips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Café across the street from work is ran by two Turkish brothers and a younger fella (think it's one of their sons) works there. About two years ago they called me "John" a coupla times and I just presumed they used it as a sorta generic name they call all their customers like some English folk do but it became clear a while ago they genuinely think it's my name and it's been going for too long now to correct them. I'm John now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 3 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Café across the street from work is ran by two Turkish brothers and a younger fella (think it's one of their sons) works there. About two years ago they called me "John" a coupla times and I just presumed they used it as a sorta generic name they call all their customers like some English folk do but it became clear a while ago they genuinely think it's my name and it's been going for too long now to correct them. I'm John now. Poor you, Dave. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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