throbber Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Too much champagne always gives me heartburn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Too much champagne always gives me heartburn. Never change Alan, never change. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: Too much champagne always gives me heartburn. Just as well you support Hibs then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 2 hours ago, throbber said: Too much champagne always gives me heartburn. I've never had too much champagne. How much is that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 4 hours ago, throbber said: Too much champagne always gives me heartburn. more to your taste perhaps? I was actually idling musing about yoghurts of yesteryear early today- Murchies and Kennerty. Murchies were taken over by Wiseman's in the 1980s and Kennerty by Wisemans in 1994. Yoghurt hasn't been the same since. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: more to your taste perhaps? I was actually idling musing about yoghurts of yesteryear early today- Murchies and Kennerty. Murchies were taken over by Wiseman's in the 1980s and Kennerty by Wisemans in 1994. Yoghurt hasn't been the same since. There used to be a Ski yoghurt factory in the Chesser area of Edinburgh. Me and my motley crew back in the 70’s thought that it would be a good idea to raid the place for the dumped stuff in the skip. We looked over the fence and decided that our idea was as daft as it sounded. 5 minutes later on our nonchalant wander home we heard a screech of tyres behind us, somebody had called the police! What followed was just mental, coppers who had seen too much Starsky and Hutch jumping over car bonnets, people hiding in dustbins and me being chased on foot for over 2 miles. I wish I could relive those halcyon days, life was great for me back then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Jesus shit, this is creepy as f**k. They both obviously have problems. Nothing a wee glass of Moooooooeeeeet won’t solve though- continue. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/stalker-faked-four-year-relationship-9776496.amp#click=https://t.co/X5la9u1LRJ aye it's safe to say she has problems 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 6 hours ago, supermik said: There used to be a Ski yoghurt factory in the Chesser area of Edinburgh. Me and my motley crew back in the 70’s thought that it would be a good idea to raid the place for the dumped stuff in the skip. We looked over the fence and decided that our idea was as daft as it sounded. 5 minutes later on our nonchalant wander home we heard a screech of tyres behind us, somebody had called the police! What followed was just mental, coppers who had seen too much Starsky and Hutch jumping over car bonnets, people hiding in dustbins and me being chased on foot for over 2 miles. I wish I could relive those halcyon days, life was great for me back then. Strangers’ cheese from a shared fridge, now out of date yoghurt from a bin. Is there anything you won’t steal? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Fucking love a rhubarb yoghurt. Made my own rhubarb fool the other week and it would have won Masterchef. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: Murchies were taken over by Wiseman's in the 1980s Always wondered* what happened to Murchies as that's the milk my mum used to buy. My auntie bought her milk from the Leith Provident and I never thought it tasted the same. *Well, not strictly true. It hasn't kept me awake at night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 24 minutes ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Tell yout pal to shout 'what's the time mister wolf?' Then it will all make sense. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Perhaps your mate is so hideously ugly that the guy would rather stare at a painted wooden door than subject his eyes to the trauma? Or is your mate Madusa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Maybe he's having a sneaky smoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Just now, welshbairn said: Maybe he's having a sneaky smoke. Maybe he’s having a sneaky w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Strangers’ cheese from a shared fridge, now out of date yoghurt from a bin. Is there anything you won’t steal? Your shitey schoolboy patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Maybe its a banksy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. If the door has been painted within the last hour or two it might be preferable to watching St. Johnstone play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) My brother, who occasionally frequents this forum as @Brummie Clyde, has started referring to boiled eggs with soldiers as "dippy eggs". Can we all agree that he's a massive twat? Edited March 30, 2019 by Bully Wee Villa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: My brother, who occasionally frequents this forum as @Brummie Clyde, has started referring to boiled eggs with soldiers as "dippy eggs". Can we all agree that he's a massive twat? Eggy dip dip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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