Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Tynierose said: Cracking start to the day, whole house hoovered and polished, bathrooms cleaned, kitchen done, a washing out and I'm about to try my new window washing gadget. Then I'm dragging the kids on a long walk which I'm sure they will enjoy. The mrs should piss off for the weekend more often. Christ. And you had the nerve to call me dull! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 25 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They'd have to know your email address presumably? Probably the wife at her "friend's" bit. You can log in with just your username. Very handy for taking a look at certain posters' PM with the ubiquitous 'WATP1690' password, according to a mate. Anyway, I've always assumed Chewbacca was named thusly due to his physical similarity to a big pile of chewing tobacco. However, it turns out that the character had that name back when he looked like some kind of weird lizard thing. What's that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 32 minutes ago, NJ2 said: A quite confusing argument with a lot of sweary words seems to have rumbled on the Scotland squad thread. Quite heated over who’s better, Davie Bates or Grant Hanley. There doesn’t seem to be a “neutral - both shite” side yet so I’m staying clear. Hold my beer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I'm a bit hungover and typing this on my phone. What was this person trying to gain access to? He wants to check your bank account. PM him your details. Romeo- 10 per cent cut for me please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 40 minutes ago, Romeo said: She's in Tenerife at the moment and as far as I know that doesn't have a PA3 postcode. It does have Buddies in Los Cristianos which is the premier St Mirren theme bar in all of Spain and its islands, to the best of my knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 48 minutes ago, Romeo said: She's in Tenerife at the moment. Uh huh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I've learnt two things thanks to P&B today. 1. Christian Bale is Welsh. 2. People (mentalists) use clean towels every single day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Romeo said: She's in Tenerife at the moment and as far as I know that doesn't have a PA3 postcode. Have you got any red dotting stalkers on here? That would narrow down the suspects a bit. Then we could have a poll to decide who it is. Sunday special. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, Dele said: I've learnt two things thanks to P&B today. 1. Christian Bale is Welsh. He's Gareth's brother, ya dafty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Every time I see Vincent Kompany I see this image in my head. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please. Edited November 10, 2019 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Steve II was a w**k. I much preferred Steve the 1st. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 35 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please. Today of all days! Lest we forget. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please.RIP in peace Steve ii 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please.Thoughts and prayers. It's always the good ones that get taken away too soon. Today was the day you grew your wings Steve II. GBNF PM me *** x 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 f**k Steve, he was a massive c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 f**k Steve, he was a massive c**t.Steve was a girl you pig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 14 minutes ago, ICTChris said: f**k Steve, he was a massive c**t. Steve was a girl you pig I assume spider's legs were visible when she wore bikini bottoms ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 I assume spider's legs were visible when she wore bikini bottoms ??...I'd love to fucking ride her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please. Not even family flowers? Harsh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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