tamthebam Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Heard about this one the other day where one of those sovereign citizens believed himself above the law and did some sword work. A lad went to the police saying one of his tenants was threatening to behead him. Tenant then beheaded him. Good chance the police can clear this one up. https://www.newsweek.com/connecticut-samurai-sword-landlord-sovereign-citizen-152138 I suppose that answers the question I have about these fuds which is "if they don't believe in the law and I go round with a baseball bat with a nail in it and nick their telly what would they do?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Today we went to a German sauna place. For those who don't know what that means, it means naked. Lots of people naked. 3 words: Horrifying Glorious Liberating Did you get chucked out? Sure I posted it before but at my old gym (Dalmahoy) there was great excitement one night among the regulars as there were “a couple of naked Polish birds in the sauna”. Edited August 13, 2020 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Did you get chucked out? For what? It was really weird at first but as soon as you get over yourself, it's absolutely fine. Nearly fell asleep in one sauna room before someone opened the door. If you ignore all the cocks swinging around and just take sneaky glances at all the nice boobs, it's a fantastic day out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 For what? It was really weird at first but as soon as you get over yourself, it's absolutely fine. Nearly fell asleep in one sauna room before someone opened the door. If you ignore all the cocks swinging around and just take sneaky glances at all the nice boobs, it's a fantastic day out. Did you try to hide your stiffy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 Did you try to hide your stiffy?Nobody would have noticed so didn't bother. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: If you ignore all the cocks swinging around and just take sneaky glances at all the nice boobs, it's a fantastic day out. Throbber is en-route as we type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 On 12/08/2020 at 08:27, ICTChris said: This story is absolutely mental https://amp.theage.com.au/national/victoria/woman-overturns-will-to-force-parents-to-pay-for-reassignment-surgery-20200808-p55jth.html?__twitter_impression=true It’s a good argument that constantly bailing out your children is a bad thing and has the potential to create ungrateful brats. Could you even make up a more First World Problem than this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 On 12/08/2020 at 16:56, DA Baracus said: Boeing 747s still use floppy disks to get software updates. Until the middle of last year, US ICBM command centres still required 8" floppy disks to operate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MONKMAN Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 Today we went to a German sauna place. For those who don't know what that means, it means naked. Lots of people naked. 3 words: Horrifying Glorious LiberatingSkiing in Austria a couple of years back, me and my mate were in the spa at the hotel. Clear instructions on the sauna door, that no swimwear was allowed, although towels were in case people wanted to cover their modesty. As we were the only people in there, we just went straight in starkers. A few moments later, 3 girls came in, 2 of which were fairly hefty units, the 3rd being absolutely stunning.You can imagine what happened next. The 2 units came bouncing in completely starkers, sat on the top seats in the sauna and leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination, while the stunning girl kept herself very much covered with a towel. Doubt she was overly impressed at the thought of getting naked, in front of 2 pasty white Scottish boys sitting with their bangers hanging out. As you say, extremely liberating and thoroughly enjoyable experience all round. Would do again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 15 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Heard about this one the other day where one of those sovereign citizens believed himself above the law and did some sword work. A lad went to the police saying one of his tenants was threatening to behead him. Tenant then beheaded him. Good chance the police can clear this one up. https://www.newsweek.com/connecticut-samurai-sword-landlord-sovereign-citizen-152138 "Asylum Avenue". Very appropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 (edited) The first McDonalds in Scotland was the Reform St branch in Dundee. Spoiler Opening ceremony Spoiler Edited August 14, 2020 by Melanius Mullarkey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The first McDonalds in Scotland was the Reform St branch in Dundee. Hide contents Opening ceremony Hide contents George Duffus has aged better than Liz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 13 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Today we went to a German sauna place. For those who don't know what that means, it means naked. Lots of people naked. 3 words: Horrifying Glorious Liberating Two words: f**k That -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 I’m really missing going for a sauna, although not a naked one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 48 minutes ago, hk blues said: George Duffus has aged better than Liz Except he's deid. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Except he's deid. Reveal hidden contents I know. The point still stands! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 37 minutes ago, Angusfifer said: Two words: f**k That It's against the rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 45 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It's against the rules. Can you not just tell them you are a Freeman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 15 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Nearly fell asleep in one sauna room before someone opened the door. Isn't that what happened to George Michael? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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