mathematics Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 (edited) 15 hours ago, 101 said: Funny that this was just on my TL thanks to @itzdrk Fat b*****ds cost it more, says Mrs Mathematics. I’ll remind her of that when I have to go to A&E with her hairbrush stuck up my jacksy. Edited November 14, 2021 by mathematics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Asparagus surely Prude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, mathematics said: Fat b*****ds cost it more, says Mrs Mathematics. I’ll remind her of that when I have to go to A&E with her hairbrush stuck up my jacksy. What about fat folk trying to hit their prostate with household objects and getting stuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Fortunate to hang out somewhere in the world that doesn't hunt and eat endangered species. I'm looking at you Iceland and the Faroes. What endangered species are those? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 14 minutes ago, 101 said: What about fat folk trying to hit their prostate with household objects and getting stuck. Falls under “fat b*****ds” in her eyes… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 19 minutes ago, 101 said: What about fat folk trying to hit their prostate with household objects and getting stuck. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 I was surprised by the eloquence of Maurice Johnston when they quoted him there on the radio news. Turns out I'd misheard and it was Boris. Still, surprisingly eloquent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 5 hours ago, throbber said: My Mrs was out last night and I had the house and the kids to myself and all went fine except for at 12 o clock today I found that my house keys were half way through my letterbox meaning that I either dropped my keys outside or I left them in the door when retuning from a trip out. This has left me in a dangerous situation however as i haven’t found out which neighbour did the honourable thing yet and there’s the risk that they will see my Mrs before they see me and tell her they posted my keys that were left in the door on Saturday night which will land me in hot soup. Bit late but say there was unique chance to buy a very special Christmas present for somebody, and beyond that your lips are sealed, and you only abandoned your children for 5 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 I have no idea why but I'm very, very sweary today. Just in conversation I'm like Tony Beets from Gold Rush. It isn't angry or anything. I just don't know why this is the case. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 hours ago, throbber said: https://www.stereogum.com/2167367/brass-against-welcome-to-rockville-pee-apology/news/ Is there a list of their tour dates anywhere? Asking for a friend... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 She’s a lesbian. I think he meant he wid happily receive her golden shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 I just read an interview with Rod Stewart on BBC. By f**k that man has a special power to make skin crawl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, throbber said: She’s a lesbian. That wouldn't stop him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 2 hours ago, throbber said: It didn’t look particularly golden, it was clear which suggests she likes to keep well hydrated. What are you drinking thread for this pish . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 7 hours ago, throbber said: https://www.stereogum.com/2167367/brass-against-welcome-to-rockville-pee-apology/news/ I'm genuinely stunned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, throbber said: She keeps on singing whilst urinating very powerfully onto him and I don’t think the band and audience quite know how to react. I bet she started regretting it midflow but it was too late to stop. We’ve all been there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I just read an interview with Rod Stewart on BBC. By f**k that man has a special power to make skin crawl. This is worse than the pissing woman: Quote I'm sure everybody is asking you about the song Kookooaramabama. Where does that term come from? We were in the studio and we'd laid down the track, and I had the [backing singers] in there and I just started singing it: "Kookooaramabama!" It just was so rhythmic and catchy - and that's the wonder of making music. Suddenly you think of this idea, and you can go and do it. The song is an ode to the joys of sex, which is something you've never been shy about talking about in your music. There's a few sexy tracks on the album, you know? One More Time is about when you break up and you say, "Oh come on, let's have one more shag," although I've never done that myself. And the second track [Gabriella] is about a girl who decides to give up her virginity and goes out to choose the right guy. They're all sexy tracks. If it's not a rude question, what is your libido like now you're in your 70s? [Laughing] You just mind your own business! It's okay - but I'm not going to tell you any more than that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 What happened in 2006? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 16, 2021 Share Posted November 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, BFTD said: What happened in 2006? He doesn't want to talk about it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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