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1 hour ago, RH33 said:

I've @Shandon Par'd myself, ankle went from under me and I'm now sporting a moonboot.

 

1 hour ago, alta-pete said:

^^^ fell off the wardrobe in Wonder Woman outfit type post. 

Can this moonboot be utilised as some sort of niche-kink sextoy ? Madame RH33 seems to have vigorous creativity in this field.

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11 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I'd put this in the Normal Island thread but it seems like it's in Thailand.

Nothing says respect like having your image plastered over a freezer containing Findus crispy pancakes & aunt bessies Yorkshire puddings.

N.B. That fat c**t probably prayed for Brexit & is against all foreigners in the UK without the slightest hint of irony! 

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5 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

My old man's a dustman,

He fought at the Battle of Mons,

He killed ten thousand Germans,

With only 18 bombs.

One lay here, one lay there,

One lay round the corner.

And one poor old soul, with a bullet up his hole,

Was crying out for water.

I think this dates from WW1. Harold starts to recite it in one episode of "Steptoe and Son" stopping just before the word "hole"

 

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I genuinely never knew that we were world leaders in giving noms de guerre to snow ploughs and gritting trucks. Even the Yanks are copying us...........

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/dec/08/weatherwatch-popularity-of-naming-gritters-snowballs

"In Scotland, there is a tradition of giving gritting lorries names suggested by the public. Some of these are proudly Scottish: Chilly Connolly, Robert Brrrns and Lew-ice Capaldi. Others go further afield for wordplay, giving us Gritney Spears, Lord Coldemort, For Your Ice Only and Grit Expectations."

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Mrs Ranter watching one of the many "Real Housewives of" shows last night, and despite trying to zone it out, I caught this nugget

"We fall out, we fight, we make friends again, it's what friends do"

I was thinking - I honestly can't remember the last time I fought or fell out with one of my mates - certainly not since growing out of being daft teenagers.

So is it a difference between birds/blokes thing?  Or is it, as I suspect, more to do with the self absorbed types who get themselves onto these shows?

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7 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

Mrs Ranter watching one of the many "Real Housewives of" shows last night, and despite trying to zone it out, I caught this nugget

"We fall out, we fight, we make friends again, it's what friends do"

I was thinking - I honestly can't remember the last time I fought or fell out with one of my mates - certainly not since growing out of being daft teenagers.

So is it a difference between birds/blokes thing?  Or is it, as I suspect, more to do with the self absorbed types who get themselves onto these shows?

I await your reality show with baited breath. I expect Netflix will be in touch soon.

The Real Pals of Dumbarton.

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