paranoid android Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is she dead? Not yet, but I still wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Blue and cool, sadly. 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Is she dead? Let’s not be too hasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: My manager (a wid) mentioned the word 'tits' on our one-to-one Teams meeting. Pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: Blue and cool, sadly. I hope you laughed like a twelve year old finbar saunders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 6 hours ago, Derry Alli said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Can we officially say it's too hot yet? This country and specifically myself are not build for this weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 44 minutes ago, thomas said: Can we officially say it's too hot yet? This country and specifically myself are not build for this weather. Neither am I. I am however pissing myself laughing at the couple of my pals that are spending £,000s to go to Spain tomorrow to have poorer weather. I’ll take it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 2 hours ago, thomas said: Can we officially say it's too hot yet? This country and specifically myself are not build for this weather. When it gets over 30 I'd say that when it's "too hot" this is just Scottish summer, the lack of rain is unusual though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Any of you cuntos looking for a square go, you can check out exactly how hard I am on Film 4 in 35 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Brother Blades said: Any of you cuntos looking for a square go, you can check out exactly how hard I am on Film 4 in 35 minutes. Documentary on erectile dysfunction? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 4 hours ago, thomas said: Can we officially say it's too hot yet? This country and specifically myself are not build for this weather. Alex Scott seemed to do fine in PVC…maybe you should try it yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 34 minutes ago, TxRover said: Alex Scott seemed to do fine in PVC…maybe you should try it yourself? Is she a gimpette ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat1.2 Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Is she a gimpette ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 ^^^^ That's a feckin' terrible frock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat1.2 Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^^ That's a feckin' terrible frock. One Size Fits All. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Cappiecat1.2 said: One Size Fits All. GBNF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 On 11/06/2023 at 18:43, scottsdad said: Visiting my mum yesterday, and she had been going through all my dad's old things. She said to me she had found a folder at the bottom of his wardrobe and wanted me to destroy it. Uh oh, I thought. My old man had a "collection" and it was heading my way. But no, it wasn't that. It was typed up police files from his time on the force. Cases he was involved in, from 1971 to 1990. as it contains personal info about people mum thought I should burn it. I took it home and have been reading through them. Not exactly the script to Line of Duty. Many, many traffic cases such as folk driving without headlights, leaving the engine running whilst the car was unattended, drink driving and so on. The language is quite dated also. A few cases that were a bit funny. The schoolboys caught stealing a toy fish from Boots in Falkirk in 1977 (value, 37p), the students "urinating to the annoyance of police constables" and others. It has been a fascinating insight into part of his life he never really spoke about. All he ever said was that he never wanted his kids to join the police, and I can see why. Dealing with drunks, getting assaulted, and the endless list of boring traffic cases. Reading more last night, and found a football related one. He was working at Brockville in November 1978, a match between Falkirk and Dunfermline. A Dunfermline fan was fighting with a Falkirk fan, but as the police approached they got away. Later on they spotted the Dunfermline fan fighting again. My old man chased him, upon which the police witnesses heard him shout "You shower of b*****ds, you'll never catch me". They caught him, arrested him for breach of the peace, and he said "I never done nothing" Googled the match and Falkirk won 4-1. Good result all round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^^ That's a feckin' terrible frock. Aye it's awful... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Reading more last night, and found a football related one. He was working at Brockville in November 1978, a match between Falkirk and Dunfermline. A Dunfermline fan was fighting with a Falkirk fan, but as the police approached they got away. Later on they spotted the Dunfermline fan fighting again. My old man chased him, upon which the police witnesses heard him shout "You shower of b*****ds, you'll never catch me". They caught him, arrested him for breach of the peace, and he said "I never done nothing" Googled the match and Falkirk won 4-1. Good result all round. I remember that season. Berwick Rangers won the league. We only finished fourth despite beating Falkirk three times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 14 hours ago, thomas said: Can we officially say it's too hot yet? This country and specifically myself are not build for this weather. Give it a couple of weeks and you can start saying, "The nights are fair drawin' in..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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