Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 13 hours ago, DA Baracus said: When men were men and women were trees. The Foreglen - where men are men and sheep are worried 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 11 hours ago, Raidernation said: I work Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday next week, then I'm off until August 19th! Try not to get shot before your holidays start... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 12 hours ago, DA Baracus said: The first ever Fast and Furious film (2001) was originally called 'Race Wars'. Charles Manson likes this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: I was 18 years old and was going to ibiza so used sunbeds for a while before going. The women in the sunbed shop were absolutely gorgeous. I witnessed a man leave sheepishly, apologising profusely. I'd been going there a while so I asked Anya what he was saying sorry for. She explained she had to ask him to leave as he booked three fortnightly slots to have his arsehole waxed and this was his second visit. Something along the lines of she done the full lot first week as he was a new customer but she'll just refund him because she couldn't stand there and wax a man with a full stonk on moaning his face off. What a glorious time to be alive. And what happened when you got waxed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 17 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it. The last turkey on the plate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 15 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: And what happened when you got waxed? @DA Baracus shaves me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: I was 18 years old and was going to ibiza so used sunbeds for a while before going. The women in the sunbed shop were absolutely gorgeous. I witnessed a man leave sheepishly, apologising profusely. I'd been going there a while so I asked Anya what he was saying sorry for. She explained she had to ask him to leave as he booked three fortnightly slots to have his arsehole waxed and this was his second visit. Something along the lines of she done the full lot first week as he was a new customer but she'll just refund him because she couldn't stand there and wax a man with a full stonk on moaning his face off. What a glorious time to be alive. Wax On Whacks Off 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 26 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it. That sounds like it would have been expensive... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: @DA Baracus shaves me. A highlight every week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's not a pleasant experience in all honesty, but the first time is horrendous. I get upper body only a few times a year. The thought of that sort of pain in my nether regions is not a turn on. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Plug it in to charge and drive it like any other car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 On 07/07/2023 at 06:32, 19QOS19 said: Got that a few weeks back. Had no idea what she was saying but she was looking at me and I had my phone out so assume that's what it was. Years ago while getting fuel at a Tesco, my phone rang in my pocket and I took it out not to answer it but just to see who was calling. A woman came sprinting out of the shop shouting at me as if I was holding a live grenade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Years ago while getting fuel at a Tesco, my phone rang in my pocket and I took it out not to answer it but just to see who was calling. A woman came sprinting out of the shop shouting at me as if I was holding a live grenade. I had the same thing at Tesco in Stirling twenty years ago or so, so I take it the staff were drilled about the dangers of exploding mobiles? She was screaming at me about the sparks coming out of my phone (which, no). As I wasn't doing the filling up, I wasn't even near the pumps. Re: body hair, I was in a queue behind a big bald guy a while back, and he twisted round to look back down the shop at one point. When he turned back, his t-shirt had shifted and he clearly had some seriously heavy duty Sasquatch back hair going on and had got the missus to shave down to the collar of his shirt, but no further. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: @DA Baracus shaves me. Probably while playing NIN Hurt at an ear splitting volume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 I live right behind a petrol station and have often heard them over the tannoy telling people to put out ths cigarette while using the pumps. Eek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: I live right behind a petrol station and have often heard them over the tannoy telling people to put out ths cigarette while using the pumps. Eek Seems sensibly prudent. However, my science guru tells me that a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol. I haven't, as yet, tested the truth of the assertion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Thane of Cawdor said: Seems sensibly prudent. However, my science guru tells me that a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol. I haven't, as yet, tested the truth of the assertion. I can vaguely remember my father getting one of his mates around to help fix his car - one of those '60s Vauxhall Crestas with the big fins and the round grille, beast of a thing (late '70s/early '80s NZ). They take the plug out of cylinder one, Dad cranks the engine, Trevor takes a big drag on his cigarette and shoves it in the hole... BANG! "Yeah, one's alright, let's try two......" Never did notice if Trev was missing any fingers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Sunday pub quiz...won the £30 prize and £243 in the rollover. Yee fucking ha!!!!!! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: I live right behind a petrol station and have often heard them over the tannoy telling people to put out ths cigarette while using the pumps. Eek ^^^ Trailer Park resident found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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