Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Dang, I've just forgot the name for taking hold of another boat Boarded? Grappled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I don't understand why people like the countryside, and I don't understand why anyone would want to live there. I also don't understand how people get happiness from looking at scenery, I just see trees and hills. Anyone else find this? Apparently before Sir Walter Scott and chums, folk used to see hills as nothing but a massive pain in the arse which turned a 5 mile walk into a 25 mile one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Commandeered Cut it out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I used to go hill walking all the time and absolutely loved it. I've always had a dream of living in the countryside and I love driving up to loch lomondside for a pub lunch and a few beers, however I do find teuchters a bit odd and the more I meet them it puts me off staying amongst them. Yep, something not quite right about people who get a kick out of living in the arse-end of nowhere Apparently before Sir Walter Scott and chums, folk used to see hills as nothing but a massive pain in the arse which turned a 5 mile walk into a 25 mile one. Indeed, "Munro baggers" are another crowd to be avoided at all costs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Yep, something not quite right about people who get a kick out of living in the arse-end of nowhere Indeed, "Munro baggers" are another crowd to be avoided at all costs I've heard of these people yet I've never heard of 'Corbett baggers' Does such a group exist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I've heard of these people yet I've never heard of 'Corbett baggers' Does such a group exist? Yeh.....there usually munro baggers that have done them all! Perth hillwalking club is full of them.....wankers one and all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Yeh.....there usually munro baggers that have done them all! Perth hillwalking club is full of them.....wankers one and all! Avoiding anyone that wears a North Face t-shirt to the pub is usually pretty good life advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 A hire boat full of drunken Hen party girls has just moored up next to my boat! Have you killed the first one yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Have you killed the first one yet? I don't think we should talk any more Mr Sutcliffe! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Patriot~ Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I don't think we should talk any more Mr Sutcliffe! Ye still dating that ginger burd, aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Ye still dating that ginger burd, aye? Ginger burd? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Patriot~ Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Ginger burd? Ah if you want to be all 'PC', are you still dating that strawberry blonde haired burd, aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Ah if you want to be all 'PC', are you still dating that strawberry blonde haired burd, aye? Where did I ever say she was strawberry blonde? She's brunette anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Dang, I've just forgot the name for taking hold of another boat Piracy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Did anyone see the Junior Jobby Thrower thread there before it was removed? Another absolute classic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 Did anyone see the Junior Jobby Thrower thread there before it was removed? Another absolute classic. It's not been removed; just locked. Mr X, in a fit of vanity moderation, couldn't handle the sight of a small jobby photoshopped onto the hand of The world's leading white rapper so had to close the thread. God knows how he reacts when a real shite drops from his own arsepiece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 It's not been removed; just locked. Mr X, in a fit of vanity moderation, couldn't handle the sight of a small jobby photoshopped onto the hand of The world's leading white rapper so had to close the thread. God knows how he reacts when a real shite drops from his own arsepiece. I imagine he just sits, with his eyes and fists clenched shut, murmuring "it didn't happen, it didn't happen" over and over until his wife comes in and moves him along 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 It's not been removed; just locked. Mr X, in a fit of vanity moderation, couldn't handle the sight of a small jobby photoshopped onto the hand of The world's leading white rapper so had to close the thread. God knows how he reacts when a real shite drops from his own arsepiece. No, this was another jobby throwing Junior thread. The OP said he had tracked down the Facebook page of an alleged jobby thrower at some junior game but added one of those trick links that sends you to your own profile. Cue a bunch of junior fans threatening to "wring his neck" and asking for the OP's name and address. There's another thread about it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 A bit of improvement for the misses and my daughter (that still sounds weird), but the couple of grans in the cafe at the maternity discussing their new grandchildren, Castille and Rihanna, has cheered me up no end. I hope thy think my shoulders shuddering is me having a wee greet to myself rather than pushing myself laughing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 8, 2013 Share Posted September 8, 2013 f**k right off with not being able to edit a post on my phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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