AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 One of life's great joys, having a shite at work, is always tempered by the fact the trust I work for buys toilet paper which clearly made from a mixture of sandpaper and nightmares. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Did ye then buy another paper? Can't even see the stainsNah, it was the cafe's copy so I just put it back on the bar feeling sated. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 2 hours ago, supermik said: My pervy wee stalker must still be in his cot. Hello, did somebody call? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 On 11/14/2018 at 23:26, KnightswoodBear said: I like the Reacher books, even though they all get a bit samey. I didn't think Cruise would work at all as Jack Reacher, but the first film was really good. Never saw the sequel. A TV show with someone more matching the character physically would be interesting though. If Brock Lesnar gets overlooked again, we riot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Thought I was having the luckiest day ever at work. Found coins lying around the bit of the office I'm in, 4 or 5 times this morning. Being a Dumbarton pikey at heart, I kept them. Just found a hole in my pocket this afternoon, so the coins I've been finding all day were actually mine in the first place. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie McSquackle Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 One of life's great joys, having a shite at work, is always tempered by the fact the trust I work for buys toilet paper which clearly made from a mixture of sandpaper and nightmares.Another of life's great joys is when your shite comes out so easily in one go that you know you don't even need to wipe (but you always do to be on the safe side). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Another of life's great joys is when your shite comes out so easily in one go that you know you don't even need to wipe (but you always do to be on the safe side).Cannae beat a ghostie! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dug Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Cannae beat a ghostie!Nah, a ghostie is when it disappears around the u-bend without flushing. A clean break is when there's no wiping involved.A ghostie and a clean break on the same visit is an Angel Excaliber! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 7 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Thought I was having the luckiest day ever at work. Found coins lying around the bit of the office I'm in, 4 or 5 times this morning. Being a Dumbarton pikey at heart, I kept them. Just found a hole in my pocket this afternoon, so the coins I've been finding all day were actually mine in the first place. That was the story in an Oor Wullie cartoon c.1978 I think...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Nah, a ghostie is when it disappears around the u-bend without flushing. A clean break is when there's no wiping involved.A ghostie and a clean break on the same visit is an Angel Excaliber! Stop talking shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Paying £5.50 a pint at Center Parcs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 (edited) 19 hours ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: Paying £5.50 a pint at Center Parcs. UsedToGoToCenterParcs next year. Edited November 18, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 The absolute state of this c**t.It’s a shame Shipman is no longer with us. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 Timeline showed a picture of my half brother showing up as a peacekeeper in Kosovo about 10 years ago. They won 5-0 tonight. I appreciate it’s just a game but it’s good to see that efforts put in have led to a country believing in itself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 17, 2018 Share Posted November 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, Cerberus said: The absolute state of this c**t. It’s a shame Shipman is no longer with us. All of the whizz bangs that Shipman gave out still wouldn't put that c**t to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Cerberus said: The absolute state of this c**t. It’s a shame Shipman is no longer with us. Bring back Beverly Allitt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 That was the story in an Oor Wullie cartoon c.1978 I think...! Scunnered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dee Man Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 This crash at the Macau GP F3 is easily the best crash I've seen in motorsport. This is what the people really want to see... https://globalnews.ca/video/4674962/sophia-floersch-injured-in-horrific-crash-at-f3-grand-prix-in-macau -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted November 18, 2018 Share Posted November 18, 2018 This crash at the Macau GP F3 is easily the best crash I've seen in motorsport. This is what the people really want to see...https://globalnews.ca/video/4674962/sophia-floersch-injured-in-horrific-crash-at-f3-grand-prix-in-macauPosted it on the F1 thread, must have been some amount of underwear changes required after that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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