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13 minutes ago, Erin Hills said:

Hugely annoying to get another account banned without any explanation or any posts that could breach forum rules.  

Sticking with the US Open Golf usernames until the end of 2020.  

Do you think your tedious shit is somehow funny?

What do you get out of this sad act? What's the point of it?

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Our dog died on Tuesday, he's buried up the back garden along with the other deceased pets. It's a veritable animal graveyard up there.

No more dogs for us.

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2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Our dog died on Tuesday, he's buried up the back garden along with the other deceased pets. It's a veritable animal graveyard up there.

No moe dogs for us.

Sorry to hear about your dog.

Hopefully there's no Wendigo roaming your neighbourhood this Halloween.

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1 minute ago, Szamo's_Ammo said:

Sorry to hear about your dog.

Hopefully there's no Wendigo roaming your neighbourhood this Halloween.

The way things are going here there will be nobody roaming anywhere shortly.

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27 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Our dog died on Tuesday, he's buried up the back garden along with the other deceased pets. It's a veritable animal graveyard up there.

No more dogs for us.

Sorry to hear that. I knew it was a mistake for you to invite Slippery P to dinner. 
 

Why not get a mature rescue dog? You know you want to! 

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5 minutes ago, Shandön Par said:

Sorry to hear that. I knew it was a mistake for you to invite Slippery P to dinner. 
 

Why not get a mature rescue dog? You know you want to! 

A/ I wondered who would mention Slipperry first, surprised it took half an hour, tbqh..

B/ Neither myself nor my wife are fit enough to take a dog for exercise, and even a "mature" dog could live for another 5-7 years, which is probably more than we will, so definitely no more dogs.

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3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

A/ I wondered who would mention Slipperry first, surprised it took half an hour, tbqh..

B/ Neither myself nor my wife are fit enough to take a dog for exercise, and even a "mature" dog could live for another 5-7 years, which is probably more than we will, so definitely no more dogs.

Ive got a squirrel if you want one?

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35 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Our dog died on Tuesday, he's buried up the back garden along with the other deceased pets. It's a veritable animal graveyard up there.

No more dogs for us.

That's a shame and my condolences. 

I trust you had a pause for thought after the interment.

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8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

A/ I wondered who would mention Slipperry first, surprised it took half an hour, tbqh..

B/ Neither myself nor my wife are fit enough to take a dog for exercise, and even a "mature" dog could live for another 5-7 years, which is probably more than we will, so definitely no more dogs.

My dog’s adoption application is in the post to you. And owner who promises to never make him leave the sofa and will keep him supplied with tea and toast all day is his dream. 

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My dog’s adoption application is in the post to you. And owner who promises to never make him leave the sofa and will keep him supplied with tea and toast all day is his dream. 
Mrs Wing would take him off you in a heartbeat. Every few days she asks if there's any new pictures of Renton posted. She actually made me trawl through the older posts on the "show us your dogs" thread so she could see puppy Renton and his escapades.
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15 hours ago, Snafu said:

Five years ago a plumber in Houston wanted to upgrade to a better truck so he traded in the old one in for a new one. He was told that peeling the decals of his old truck himself would damage the paint work and the company AutoNation Ford Gulf Freeway would do it before they sold it on.

A year later a picture of the truck appeared in a tweet by a contributor to Long War Journal.

The truck was in the hands of Isis in Syria.

Shit hit the fan, lawsuits against the company, harassment against him and his family, death threat phone calls and now the plumber from Texas had to shut down his business, leave town and has to carry a firearm for protection. He is also frequently visited by Homeland Security and the FBI.

The image of the truck was widely circulated on Twitter and published in news reports since 2014.

 

I was just thinking about that story the other day for some reason. 

Imagine being that dense that you phone the guy up to give him abuse as if he had personally sold it to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi after he turned up at his door after seeing his ad on Gumtree. 

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