Honest Saints Fan Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Just now, Bairnardo said: 26 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Tomorrow is my 2 year cancerversary! Do you greeny this sort of thing? Yes m8. Celebrating the fact I am still alive. The average survival rate is 4 years so here's to some more living (in lockdown, not eating out, seeing friends or family). 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Yes m8. Celebrating the fact I am still alive. The average survival rate is 4 years so here's to some more living (in lockdown, not eating out, seeing friends or family). My average is 5 years, I'm only 10 months in and I'm a lot older than you already, so a big raspberry blow to you and congratulations!!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: My average is 5 years, I'm only 10 months in and I'm a lot older than you already, so a big raspberry blow to you and congratulations!!! Well I am hoping to be the first patient to be cured. I know of some people that are 25 years down the line. No reason that can't be me! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Well I am hoping to be the first patient to be cured. I know of some people that are 25 years down the line. No reason that can't be me! Personally I'm going to be milking the "terminal cancer" line until I get the telegram from the Queen and burn it in front of an invited Inverness Courier photographer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Personally I'm going to be milking the "terminal cancer" line until I get the telegram from the Queen and burn it in front of an invited Inverness Courier photographer. I’d pay good money to see you set fire to the Queen for the local rag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 Great parenting skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 I swim* with my python** every time I'm at the Olympia. *cant swim. **more resembles a maggot after that cycle home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 (edited) 7 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Surprised this never got nicked. Been sat outside all day.. I had a similar thing last month when I had £350 worth of kit left in the middle of my driveway for 3 days whilst I was in Moray all week. Should ask my insurance company for a reduced premium seeing as it was still there when I got home. Can’t think why they’d disagree... Edited October 8, 2020 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 I had a similar thing last month when I had £350 worth of kit left in the middle of my driveway for 3 days whilst I was in Moray all week. Should ask my insurance company for a reduced premium seeing as it was still there when I got home. Can’t think why they’d disagree...Never mind that, where is he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 I feel like I need to get this off my chest. Despite her being an absolutely despicable human being, Priti Patel is a wid from me.Coincidentally this popped up on my timeline 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 19 hours ago, GNU_Linux said: The only other person called Piers I ken is Piers Corbyn (brother of Jeremy) who is a climate change & covid denialist/conspiracy nut. I'm not saying correlation=causation but my conclusion is anyone called Piers is a wänk. There was Piers Sellers, a US astronaut born in Sussex. He's dead now but was a nice guy from all accounts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 15 hours ago, Angusfifer said: What's going on here then? A remake of The Italian Job. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 17 hours ago, Angusfifer said: What's going on here then? Different order for car colours, but a legitimate challenge to this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 7 hours ago, NotThePars said: Coincidentally this popped up on my timeline I do not want to read tweets by people called Tyron in the future, thank you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 This t shirt is severely tempting 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Belated happy electric blanket anniversary day everyone. Found a diary which has an “interesting fact of the day”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szamo's_Ammo Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Who remembers these pre-health and safety throwbacks? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Belated happy electric blanket anniversary day everyone. Found a diary which has an “interesting fact of the day”. Get a thread started 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Belated happy electric blanket anniversary day everyone. Found a diary which has an “interesting fact of the day”. They could have used a few in the Winter of 41/42. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They could have used a few in the Winter of 41/42. There's nowhere to plug it in if your living in a hollowed out dead horse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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