Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 3 hours ago, mathematics said: Next time the soft close toilet seat breaks, it can fucking stay broken. This is your friend in these circumstances, £13.99 from Screwfix 62412 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) Just heard that both my next door neighbours have been receiving uninvited packages supposedly from Amazon. They've asked Amazon and it's nothing to do with them. Haven't had the chance to ask them if they opened them, but according to google it's cheap shite and they have a way of making the delivery bump up their Amazon reliability stats. Identify theft may be involved. And there is usually a packet of unknown seeds from China included. WTF! I'm thinking Day of the Triffids, world's gone mad. Anyone else received packages you didn't order? Edited October 6, 2020 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: This is your friend in these circumstances, £13.99 from Screwfix 62412 Langoustine claws hidden under the lavvie seat ? Mrs. Maths won't like that, think of the smell........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: think of the smell Is that not the default aroma? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Is that not the default aroma? The new fragrance from Archer et Fils, "Poisson Puant". Pour la femme en ta vie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 9 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: This is your friend in these circumstances, £13.99 from Screwfix 62412 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 7 hours ago, welshbairn said: Anyone else received packages you didn't order? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 10 hours ago, welshbairn said: I can't figure out how it works unless you have a permanent erection. Which I know from @throbber 's pm's is not the case. Neither can I, and I don't really want to know, either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 14 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: This is your friend in these circumstances, £13.99 from Screwfix 62412 I wish I’d known about this before setting to the loo with an array of spanners, pliers and WD40. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Here’s legendary German filmmaker Werner Herzhog being shot on camera and being fairly unbothered by it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 That brief mid-00s period when Lauren Laverne was never off the telly was awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 11 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: That brief mid-00s period when Lauren Laverne was never off the telly was awful. She looks like the lassie that was spewing in the NHS "don't underage drink" ads from...whenever they were. I can't find a link to it, or a picture. But she looks like her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 So far today, I have mostly been a CID informant. I could tell you more, but I would need to kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: So far today, I have mostly been a CID informant. Hide contents I could tell you more, but I would need to kill you. This just reminded me, years ago I got pulled into Hackney police station for questioning and was told I had been under surveillance for weeks as the woman I had been delivering white goods for on the side in my work's van had actually been stealing them and selling them on while I had been used as her unwitting accomplice. Little did I know my statement would be used to help send her to HMP Holloway. <<< Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: HMP Holloway. Because of the 'Her Majesty's' part in HMP, I used to think that this and Royal Holloway were the same thing. There was me being all judgemental about parents who's kids were "off to Royal Holloway for 3 years". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Hedgecutter said: Because of the 'Her Majesty's' part in HMP, I used to think that this and Royal Holloway were the same thing. There was me being all judgemental about parents who's kids were "off to Royal Holloway for 3 years". As I'm sure you now know, it's a female prison and apparently, nuts. I know a prison guard and he says the worst prisons in order are female, then young offenders, then male. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I know a prison guard and he says the worst prisons in order are female... I've seen Orange Is the New Black and it doesn't look all that bad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 hour ago, NotThePars said: Here’s legendary German filmmaker Werner Herzhog being shot on camera and being fairly unbothered by it Die! You random sonofabitch!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: That brief mid-00s period when Lauren Laverne was never off the telly was awful. I find her very annoying, but I'm really not sure why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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