ICTChris Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 If I was hugely rich I’d wear a suit every time I left the house. I’d have them all made to measure in a massive walk in wardrobe and I’d pay a weird little Italian man to dress me every day. As it stands I’m not hugely rich, so I don’t have a big walk in wardrobe, can’t afford made to measure suits and my strangely gay sounding dream of having another man dress me will remain just that. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 If I was hugely rich I’d wear a suit every time I left the house. I’d have them all made to measure in a massive walk in wardrobe and I’d pay a weird little Italian man to dress me every day. As it stands I’m not hugely rich, so I don’t have a big walk in wardrobe, can’t afford made to measure suits and my strangely gay sounding dream of having another man dress me will remain just that.Would he routinely knock out double entendres in broken English whilst measuring your inside leg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Can't hear anything about the Myanmar military coup without picturing something like this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: If I was hugely rich I’d wear a suit every time I left the house. I’d have them all made to measure in a massive walk in wardrobe and I’d pay a weird little Italian man to dress me every day. As it stands I’m not hugely rich, so I don’t have a big walk in wardrobe, can’t afford made to measure suits and my strangely gay sounding dream of having another man dress me will remain just that. Spit on other than this is the boy you want dressing you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboke Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Series 2, episode 3 of Crystal Maze is funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 It was minus 25 degrees C when I left work at 7am and now at 11am, it's still only minus 10. There's snow forecast for this afternoon but I'm currently settled in with a mug of coffee, a new library book and no intention of moving further than the fridge for the rest of the day. Life is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Smashing fire on the go tonight. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 5 hours ago, 101 said: Spit on other than this is the boy you want dressing you. "I've laid out Sir's black suit, white gloves and bowler hat for Sir's trip to Parkhead. Sir did remember me in his will, didn't Sir?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 25 minutes ago, Adam said: Smashing fire on the go tonight. Watch the stoor on that coffee table doesn't catch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Surely the joy of being obscenely rich would be in wearing a wifebeater, ancient stained boxer shorts, and a threadbare robe, then daring the world to say something about it. I'd basically turn (even more) into The Dude and knock back caucasians during whichever board meetings I was begged to attend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, theboke said: Series 2, episode 3 of Crystal Maze is funny. Is that the episode with the puzzles? That was a good one. Edited February 15, 2021 by Theroadlesstravelled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 17 hours ago, ICTChris said: If I was hugely rich I’d wear a suit every time I left the house. I’d have them all made to measure in a massive walk in wardrobe and I’d pay a weird little Italian man to dress me every day. As it stands I’m not hugely rich, so I don’t have a big walk in wardrobe, can’t afford made to measure suits and my strangely gay sounding dream of having another man dress me will remain just that. I find having a shower sometimes a chore. If I was hugely rich I’d get a couple of 21 years old to bathe me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 15 hours ago, theboke said: Series 2, episode 3 of Crystal Maze is funny. Which presenter O'Brien or Ayoade? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 27 minutes ago, Snafu said: 21 year old what, badgers? Beaver. I’m looking for some beaver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 I'm saving up for a family tree DNA kit from Ancestry.com as a gift for the new baby of the sudger's laddie and the American fame-hungry bint he married when it's born. Will keep the wee nipper busy for quite a time i'd imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 minute ago, hearthammer said: I'm saving up for a family tree DNA kit from Ancestry.com as a gift for the new baby of the sudger's laddie and the American fame-hungry bint he married when it's born. Will keep the wee nipper busy for quite a time i'd imagine. Are they expensive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Are they expensive? No idea, twas a throwaway included, but Google should help you if it's something that is of interest to you. Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 11 hours ago, BFTD said: Surely the joy of being obscenely rich would be in wearing a wifebeater, ancient stained boxer shorts, and a threadbare robe, then daring the world to say something about it. Don't forget to claim that you don't sweat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 I've listened to the theme tune from The Greatest Showman seven times already today, extremely loudly. Given that my usual work playlist is almost exclusively Frank Turner this is a fairly significant change. And I'm loving it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Don't forget to claim that you don't sweat. The Dude perspires. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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