Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Steal the c***s ladder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Midget Gems renamed after claims name is hateful towards people who have dwarfism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 16 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Steal the c***s ladder. I didn't know who this guy was so I looked him up on Wikipedia. Turns out he had sex with his daughters, his sisters and even his dog. Even Prince Andrew never shagged the corgis (so far as we know). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: Even Prince Andrew never shagged the corgis (so far as we know). That's about as low as you can get. Spoiler 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59949924 They've got some neck on them, if you ask me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59949924 They've got some neck on them, if you ask me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Today is St Cnut's Day Appreciation to all you Cnuts on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Knightscope.comDaleks/Cybermen are coming [emoji15] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 20 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59949924 They've got some neck on them, if you ask me. Fully expected a news story about swans before clicking that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 A surprising bit of traffic on an old workplace messenger group this morning. Turns out a mutual colleague has been outed by Hunters for being a nonce. The guy is on Facebook this evening posting Prince Andrew Windsor jokes. Bit ironic... Anybody on here known or worked with a deviant? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Swaziland changed its name to Eswatini a few years back and never told me, the b*****ds. Pretty sure Eswatini was a game for the Sega Mega Drive back in the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Just now, BFTD said: Swaziland changed its name to Eswatini a few years back and never told me, the b*****ds. Pretty sure Eswatini was a game for the Sega Mega Drive back in the day. It sounds like a derivative of a martini. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Don't get washing up liquid in your eye. Fuck knows how it happened but yesterday, as I was closing the bottle of Fairy, it squirted straight into my left eye. Of course trying to wash it out with water initially made it worse as it kept lathering up. Even after plenty of Optrex it was still stinging like a bastard for hours and it was only upon waking up this morning that the pain abated. Definitely not recommended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: It sounds like a derivative of a martini. From the buried-in-the-vaults sequel to You Only Live Twice, where Bond infiltrates an African nation with only a change of haircut and a burnt cork. 4 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Don't get washing up liquid in your eye. ^^^ Top Tips thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Don't get washing up liquid in your eye. f**k knows how it happened but yesterday, as I was closing the bottle of Fairy, it squirted straight into my left eye. Of course trying to wash it out with water initially made it worse as it kept lathering up. Even after plenty of Optrex it was still stinging like a b*****d for hours and it was only upon waking up this morning that the pain abated. Definitely not recommended. Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Although it's called 'washing up liquid', you are supposed to point the plastic bottle at the sink and use it as 'washing down liquid'. HTH. For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, fuck knows how it managed to exocet into my eye. I shall hold pointing down in future. Edited January 14, 2022 by Arch Stanton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 1 minute ago, Arch Stanton said: For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, fu knows how it managed to exocet into my eye. I shall hold pointing down in future. Good man. Also consider getting one of those wee washup gizmos with the green pad on the end and you fill the plastic handle with your Fairy (other washing down liquids are available.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 4 hours ago, BFTD said: From the buried-in-the-vaults sequel to You Only Live Twice, where Bond infiltrates an African nation with only a change of haircut and a burnt cork. Oh, as you were, cork. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Enjoy your weekend lads....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: For some reason I righted it before closing and,. as said already, f**k knows how it managed to exocet into my eye. I shall hold pointing down in future. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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