Bairnardo Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 The Queen is going to die this week. I had a dream last night where a TV presenter announced it, literally breaking out into tears and sweating like he was at gun point.Knew that if he laughed, he'd never work again, and shiting it IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: The Queen is going to die this week. I had a dream last night where a TV presenter announced it, literally breaking out into tears and sweating like he was at gun point. She wasn’t in Buckingham Palace when I was casing the joint walked past earlier. Flag was at full mast though, so the jury is out… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 Flag was at full mast though, so the jury is out…It won't be out long if Andrew says that at his trial 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 41 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: She wasn’t in Buckingham Palace when I was casing the joint walked past earlier. Flag was at full mast though, so the jury is out… If you were going to break in with a sponge and a rusty spanner then the Queen is dead, boys 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 St. Valentine was a 3rd century Roman cleric who secretly officiated Christian marriages. Found guilty of heresy he was bludgeoned with clubs and stoned and when that didn't kill him, he was beheaded. Romantic, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 21 hours ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: I was reading this ridiculous and cruel story - Pakistan: Man accused of blasphemy killed by mob in Khanewal. What about here but, what about here? He was only 20 years old. When was Thomas Aikenhead executed for blasphemy? 17 hours ago, tamthebam said: 1697 The last witch burning in Scotland was in 1727 in Dornoch. There's a lot to thank the Enlightenment for. Islam was founded 600 years after Christianity, so it has about another 100 years to go before it stops this sort of thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 Today's Guardian cryptic crossword weighing in on one of the most bitterly divisive disputes of Pie & Bovril. Quarrelsome when talking in a takeaway shop (7). Also for crosswword people, a slightly relevant clue from Saturday's Prize crossword, Old Scottish side admitting wild riot in showers (10). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Thane of Cawdor said: Today's Guardian cryptic crossword weighing in on one of the most bitterly divisive disputes of Pie & Bovril. Quarrelsome when talking in a takeaway shop (7). Also for crosswword people, a slightly relevant clue from Saturday's Prize crossword, Old Scottish side admitting wild riot in showers (10). Therangers has 10 letters but they're not an old Scottish side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Off work (injured). Kickstart on my motorbike hit me on the ankle last Friday. After a few hours it was getting sore, so took my sock off to have look. Taking said sock off also took off a 50p size piece of skin to reveal a hole, couldn't walk Saturday morning as the ankle ballooned. Doctor gave me antibiotics and cleaned it up. Feel fine, but can't do much(need a Zimmer) is shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Some wifie is selling pencil portraits of pets and whatnot on Nextdoor and this popped up earlier. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Some wifie is selling pencil portraits of pets and whatnot on Nextdoor and this popped up earlier. Hide contents Didn’t have Ade Edmondson down as a Liverpool fan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 12 hours ago, Thane of Cawdor said: Also for crosswword people, a slightly relevant clue from Saturday's Prize crossword, Old Scottish side admitting wild riot in showers (10). Turd Lanark? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 20 hours ago, tamthebam said: If you were going to break in with a sponge and a rusty spanner then the Queen is dead, boys Just dont try playing the, erm pianner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Some wifie is selling pencil portraits of pets and whatnot on Nextdoor and this popped up earlier. Spoiler The lugs on that [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Our boiler packed in at our caravan at the weekend and it cannot be fixed,we were going to get a new one next year but as we only bought the caravan in Oct it is still under warranty and getting a new one free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 We need a caption for this headline from the BBC website… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adamski Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 (edited) I’ve just walked down the actual Ruel Street of P&B legend. Disappointed to note that the numbering system jumped straight from 10 to 14, and I didn’t spot Yer Maw. Edited February 17, 2022 by Adamski 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, Adamski said: I’ve just walked down the actual Ruel Street of P&B legend. Disappointed to note that the numbering system jumped straight from 10 to 14, and I didn’t spot Yer Maw. Number 12 was retired after the great battle of 2016 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 17, 2022 Share Posted February 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: We need a caption for this headline from the BBC website… Four fingers........blah blah..............hole.............blah..........in Durex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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