Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Aye, break it up, but remember to rinse it before you put it back in the wardrobe. If only Mummy Mullarkey had followed this advice we’d have been saved all his mushroom and concrete-related pish. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: If only Mummy Mullarkey had followed this advice we’d have been saved all his mushroom and concrete-related pish. that's brutal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Some strange guy in my work has just came into the room I'm eating my lunch in and is chatting to his girlfriend on speakerphone, I hope he chokes on his crisps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, thomas said: Some strange guy in my work has just came into the room I'm eating my lunch in and is chatting to his girlfriend on speakerphone, I hope he chokes on his crisps. I'd be tempted to say in a loud voice "Is that the greetin' faced fat boot you've been telling me about on the phone? Better cut the call as your other bird is waiting in the office..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: An old mop is the best thing for this, make sure it's soaking wet then flush and use it as a plunger. Stick the mop head in a plastic bag first, saves having to rinse out all the shite after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: If only Mummy Mullarkey had followed this advice we’d have been saved all his mushroom and concrete-related pish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 This is really a thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I'd be tempted to say in a loud voice "Is that the greetin' faced fat boot you've been telling me about on the phone? Better cut the call as your other bird is waiting in the office..." Opted for watching the news on my phone at full volume, he seemed to take the hint and left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Shiter update. Came home and had to deploy the bamboo cane supporting the clematis in the front garden. Spoiler Woof woof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Two of my kids shites block the loo at least once a week. Proud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 ^^^ WTF are you feeding them ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Sorted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: This is really a thing "Restaurant inspired". Had to check this - turns out the "restaurant" that inspired it is KFC. Restaurant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 40 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: "Restaurant inspired". Had to check this - turns out the "restaurant" that inspired it is KFC. Restaurant In fairness, KFC gravy is fucking delicious 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: In fairness, KFC gravy is fucking delicious I'm not sure if that because of or inspite of the amount of gozz and spunk contained in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: In fairness, KFC gravy is fucking delicious I'm sure it is but I bet the stuff in that bottle is nothing like it. And KFC isn't really a restaurant, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 I'm not sure if that because of or inspite of the amount of gozz and spunk contained in it.What is gozz, you Fife lunatic? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 A few points, KFC is indeed a restaurant loosely by dictionary terms. KFC Gravy is outstanding despite it most likely containing bodily fluids and all sorts of chicken pieces. I'm not so sure about this gravy mayo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 51 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, 101 said: I'm not sure if that because of or inspite of the amount of gozz and spunk contained in it. What is gozz, you Fife lunatic? Spit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 I fellow P&B'er and I were agreeing just the other day that KFC is vile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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