GordonD Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 7 minutes ago, Venti said: On the subject of milk, I didn't realise they stopped colouring the caps due to recycling. Is that why they stopped? Makes it harder to find the type I want (semi-skimmed). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: It was a milk float back in the day. Lord only knows how it was powered. Somebody will be an expert on that. I wonder who? The fastest one was pulled by a horse called Trigger Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 16 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: It was a milk float back in the day. Lord only knows how it was powered. Somebody will be an expert on that. I wonder who? Sorry to let you down, Joe. But when me granddad let me ride around on his electric milk float in the 70’s, he never discussed the battery setup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 17 minutes ago, Venti said: On the subject of milk, I didn't realise they stopped colouring the caps due to recycling. 9 minutes ago, GordonD said: Is that why they stopped? Makes it harder to find the type I want (semi-skimmed). Aye, it's a damned nuisance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Venti said: How about the wrong century? Haven't seen a milkman since I was a wean. I scared the sh*t out of my milkman last year after I was awake having come off night shift, and opened the front door when I saw the van lights outside. Given he was pacing back and forwards afterwards after looking up and seeing me at the door, I think I was this* close to killing Milk Santa by cardiac arrest. *I'm holding my index finger and thumb in a manner in which there's a 1mm gap between them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Venti said: How about the wrong century? Haven't seen a milkman since I was a wean. All the rage in SIMD10 areas of Dunfermline, but not for me, I just get woken up by the noise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 43 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I scared the sh*t out of my milkman last year after I was awake having come off night shift, and opened the front door when I saw the van lights outside. Given he was pacing back and forwards afterwards after looking up and seeing me at the door, I think I was this* close to killing Milk Santa by cardiac arrest. *I'm holding my index finger and thumb in a manner in which there's a 1mm gap between them. Vaguely remember chatting to my milk man after a night out, was jumping out a taxi at 3am, weird meeting the mysterious milk guy. He was probably raging some pisshead was holding up his round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I scared the sh*t out of my milkman last year after I was awake having come off night shift, and opened the front door when I saw the van lights outside. Given he was pacing back and forwards afterwards after looking up and seeing me at the door, I think I was this* close to killing Milk Santa by cardiac arrest. *I'm holding my index finger and thumb in a manner in which there's a 1mm gap between them. Sounds more like your milkman was partaking I'm the dried milk powder during his shift tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Derry Alli said: Sounds more like your milkman was partaking I'm the dried milk powder during his shift tbh. Sound like the milky was expecting Mrs Hedgecutter imho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Sound like the milky was expecting Mrs Hedgecutter imho. Can you milk a mushroom? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Just now, Venti said: Can you milk a mushroom? I’ll try anything once. Spoiler I draw the line at this though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ll try anything once. Hide contents I draw the line at this though. Naw ye widnae. That's like mana from heaven for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Sound like the milky was expecting Mrs Hedgecutter imho. Pat McMustard ? Edited August 8, 2023 by Florentine_Pogen 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Milk gets sour you know. Except UHT milk. But there's no demand for that because it's shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 @scottsdad and I thought the musical was bad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: @scottsdad and I thought the musical was bad. For your viewing pleasure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 I'm glad it wasn't his brother, Still Game would have been fucked otherwise. Comedian Hardeep Singh Kohli charged with sex offences - BBC News 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 9 hours ago, scottsdad said: For your viewing pleasure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 1 hour ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: Greatest actor of all time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 On 08/08/2023 at 10:06, Derry Alli said: Eating cheese and onion crisps after boiled egg and salad cream on toast is not a pleasant taste sensation. You know how to live... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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