Sugar_Army Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 (edited) Prefer a cooked/caramelised onion than raw and my cheese melted too...I prefer mayo on it than ketchup...yep I said it, I have outed myself. I once had lunch on campus at University of Florida with a with an old professor who asked for a double amount of blue cheese on his burger then smothered it in ketchup. I then had to watch but say nothing while he bit into it and cause it to smear all over his face and drip through his fingers covering everything below. I doubt "mate yer gein' iz the fecking boak" would have translated well. But cream? Used to think SD was a braw poster but now I have concluded yer one fir the watchin" Edited July 13, 2023 by Sugar_Army 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 Scott is heading to a place in Falkirk tomorrow that makes a Nutella pizza. I will report back what he says. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 My idea of cheeseburger heaven is a floury morning roll with butter, a beef patty and grated cheddar. No ketchup or sauce. Proper burger van fare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 Burgers should never have sauce on them. Get the tomato to f**k as well. Gherkins shouldn't even be a consideration. Lettuce should be fresh and on the bottom, topped by the burger, cheese slice, onions and (optional) bacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 There is no one right way to do a burger, but putting mayo on it is definitely wrong. The 2 options I go to at home are either bottom of bun, burger, cheese, onions (fries then covered in bbq sauce in the pan), top of bun or bottom of bun, salsa, burger, jalapeños, cheese, top of bun. Could go a burger now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 I like my burgers dropped on thr floor and sneezed on, just like out of McDonald's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 09/07/2023 at 16:26, Soapy FFC said: Whilst on about Johnny Cash, Everlast's version of Folsom Prison Blues is superior to the original. This is for unpopular opinions, not wrong opinions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Stick cooked burger with a slice of smoked cheese under grill for a few minutes. Serve on roll with thinly sliced gherkins and mayo/ sriracha relish. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 11 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Those Thai lads have something that's right up your street I've been to the Bangkok show. There's more than one thing those lads have that look appealing but dangerous up my street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Burgers are massively overrated. If you are going to smother it in sauces, pickles, bacon, cheese and veg you would be as well just using lorne. You are being charged 15- 20 quid for a sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Burgers are massively overrated. If you are going to smother it in sauces, pickles, bacon, cheese and veg you would be as well just using lorne. You are being charged 15- 20 quid for a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 9 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Burgers are massively overrated. If you are going to smother it in sauces, pickles, bacon, cheese and veg you would be as well just using lorne. You are being charged 15- 20 quid for a sandwich. I prefer saucermeat personally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 22/04/2021 at 12:32, Miguel Sanchez said: Burgers are shite. Ahem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 11 hours ago, invergowrie arab said: Burgers are massively overrated. If you are going to smother it in sauces, pickles, bacon, cheese and veg you would be as well just using lorne. You are being charged 15- 20 quid for a sandwich. Who the f**k charges 15 quid for a burger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Who the f**k charges 15 quid for a burger? His maw only ever took him to Five Guys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Taleggio is the best cheese to go on a burger. Anyway, back on topic. George Ezra's music is an absolute joy. Liz Hurley is a mutt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, velo army said: Liz Hurley is a mutt. That's you in a club with Oaksoft and nobody else. You must be very proud. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 29 minutes ago, BTFD said: His maw only ever took him to Five Guys. Tbf 13 quid of that is the eternal fuckton of chips they foist upon you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMoore Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 If it's a fast food burger then it's slices but if it's on the barbecue you need to add some proper cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Scott didn't eat the Nutella pizza. He was in town with a girl, and she said it sounded rank.l so he did the sensible thing and backed out. Learning early on to keep the lady happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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