19QOS19 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The last place she should stand is on a beach. What you don't see in that photo is the horde of people approaching her to push her back into the sea. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Here she is doing a “Baywatch” I’m assuming that’s one of her smallest dildos she’s holding That was probably a few years ago and she’s not as fat now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Gemma Collins is a munter of the type that could genuinely be used to define the word. Would have no issues if the dictionary pictured her in lieu of a written description of munter. Munter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, throbber said: That was probably a few years ago and she’s not as fat now. Here she is now , dressed up as her own fanny 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Here she is now , dressed up as her own fanny She has quite nice skin in fairness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: The last place she should stand is on a beach. What you don't see in that photo is the horde of people approaching her to push her back into the sea. She's looking for her lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 She has quite nice skin in fairness. That’s fake tan and make up, Throbber. Look at her legs for a better indication. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 32 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Here she is doing a “Baywatch” I’m assuming that’s one of her smallest dildos she’s holding Vanessa Feltz in drag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 That’s fake tan and make up, Throbber. Look at her legs for a better indication.She really is an absolute bush pig isn’t she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 1 hour ago, throbber said: Fooling absolutely no one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 9 minutes ago, ali_91 said: I’d like to say I wouldn’t, but i would. You're from Perth though. She's be a 8/10 there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 i wouldnt ride her into battle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, Unleash The Nade said: Here she is now , dressed up as her own fanny 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 She really is an absolute bush pig isn’t she?Those shoulder pads do nothing for her. She looks like her head has shrunk.Pig in knickers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 The last place she should stand is on a beach. What you don't see in that photo is the horde of people approaching her to push her back into the sea. Even the tide wouldn't go out with her... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Throbs, we know that you have non existent standards, please don't try to drag the rest of us down to your level. What are these stranderbs you speak of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 What are these stranderbs you speak of?Standards mate. They are for hanging doors I believe. Not sure of their relevance in this topic though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Even the tide wouldn't take her out...FTFY [emoji14] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 Just now, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What are these stranderbs you speak of? Standards mate. They are for hanging doors I believe. Not sure of their relevance in this topic though. I see, I had a lamp once. People have become confused. Neither throbber or I has said we want to step out with this young lady. We are suggesting riding her and getting the fùck out of Dodge asap, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 23, 2018 Share Posted August 23, 2018 I see, I had a lamp once. People have become confused. Neither throbber or I has said we want to step out with this young lady. We are suggesting riding her and getting the fùck out of Dodge asap,I can simply contribute, like others have, that I have shagged much worse. And if I was somehow able to bend space and time and caught the younger, single me knocking back a ride at her, I would slap the taste right out my stupid wee mouth. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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