Academically Deficient Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 28 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Urban Dictionary tells you might have meant Bulgarian traffic cone. Apparently not suitable for those with "pre-existing nipple conditions". Wtf? I guess I'll be lying on the h&s self cert to get out of that as well then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 43 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Hide contents I just got brave. Seems reasonable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I wonder if someone dreamt that up or whether some deviant actually committed the crime and gave it a name. Either way I hope whoever’s responsible is caught and compromised to a permanent end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: What's the split of opinion re Donner Kebabs? I personally think they are absolutely magnificent, and there is absolutely no requirement to be drunk in order to eat one. I have one at least once a week while stone cold sober. I regularly have donner pizzas and I even occasionally buy that frozen donner meat from Farmfoods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I wonder if someone dreamt that up or whether some deviant actually committed the crime and gave it a name. Either way I hope whoever’s responsible is caught and compromised to a permanent end.I was once told the name of, and subsequently read on Urban Dictionary about one of these types of things that involved exhuming a body, and elbow dropping it from an adjacent gravestone whilst another party takes up a position where they will be able to consume any embalming fluids that happen to be ejected. I cant remember the name, but I assumed that one might be made up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, NotThePars said: I wonder if someone dreamt that up or whether some deviant actually committed the crime and gave it a name. Either way I hope whoever’s responsible is caught and compromised to a permanent end. It was DA Baracus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Academically Deficient said: Count me in. Either in their natural state or as the star attraction in a munchy box. I've also had it on a pizza. But on that occasion, I do confess, I was veh, veh drunk. This. The munchy box is the dugs baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 21 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 27 minutes ago, NotThePars said: I wonder if someone dreamt that up or whether some deviant actually committed the crime and gave it a name. Either way I hope whoever’s responsible is caught and compromised to a permanent end. I was once told the name of, and subsequently read on Urban Dictionary about one of these types of things that involved exhuming a body, and elbow dropping it from an adjacent gravestone whilst another party takes up a position where they will be able to consume any embalming fluids that happen to be ejected. I cant remember the name, but I assumed that one might be made up. 15 minutes ago, Bonksy+HisChristianParade said: It was DA Baracus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 I vehemently deny these allegations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Would a plunger not work better with a cylindrical vessel? It's just going to go through the fluids until it wedges on the side of the cone. A variation on the archimedean screw used in a potato masher would work better. This assumes that the Slovakians make their traffic cones conical of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, tongue_tied_danny said: I even occasionally buy that frozen donner meat from Farmfoods. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 1 hour ago, bennett said: This. The munchy box is the dugs baws. Literally. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: What's the split of opinion re Donner Kebabs? I personally think they are absolutely magnificent, and there is absolutely no requirement to be drunk in order to eat one. 100% correct. A good donner kebab is a thing of beauty and best enjoyed when sober. My local place does the most amazing donner calzone but the best donner I’ve ever had was at kebab mahal @thistledo 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 100% correct. A good donner kebab is a thing of beauty and best enjoyed when sober. My local place does the most amazing donner calzone but the best donner I’ve ever had was at kebab mahal [mention=59456]thistledo[/mention]I have no doubt you are familiar with the Gulnar, who have taken their expertise to the takeaway game and their donners are as good as you would expect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, Bairnardo said: 2 minutes ago, Rugster said: 100% correct. A good donner kebab is a thing of beauty and best enjoyed when sober. My local place does the most amazing donner calzone but the best donner I’ve ever had was at kebab mahal [mention=59456]thistledo[/mention] I have no doubt you are familiar with the Gulnar, who have taken their expertise to the takeaway game and their donners are as good as you would expect. An absolutely magnificent place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: What's the split of opinion re Donner Kebabs? I personally think they are absolutely magnificent, and there is absolutely no requirement to be drunk in order to eat one. I like one now and again. I don’t think Falkirk is spoiled with many places you’ll get a good one though. Tried a few places but always end up back at Chillies near me because the meat actually has a bit of spice to it and isn’t a funny colour. 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: This is the sort of start I was hoping for. You are of course, wrong. I was convinced you were a Laurieston man for some reason. Gav. 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Nope I'm 2mins from Noors and far too close to 2 Celtic pubs for my liking Always heard folk saying Noors is the best kebab shop in the town, but personally thought their kebabs were very very “meh” tbh. 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 15 minutes ago, Rugster said: 100% correct. A good donner kebab is a thing of beauty and best enjoyed when sober. My local place does the most amazing donner calzone but the best donner I’ve ever had was at kebab mahal [mention=59456]thistledo[/mention] I have no doubt you are familiar with the Gulnar, who have taken their expertise to the takeaway game and their donners are as good as you would expect. My favourite Falkirk takeaway. Seen they’d branched out with their takeaway menu. Are their donner kebabs spicy? If I got one from the Gulnar I’d feel like I was cheating on their South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken. Edited September 21, 2020 by 8MileBU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 Donner kebabs are braw.I trust this settles any conflict on the issue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 A sober donner kebab with a good dose of chilli sauce and yoghurt is a thing of beauty. Agacan in Dundee do a good one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: I like one now and again. I don’t think Falkirk is spoiled with many places you’ll get a good one though. Tried a few places but always end up back at Chillies near me because the meat actually has a bit of spice to it and isn’t a funny colour. Gav. Always heard folk saying Noors is the best kebab shop in the town, but personally thought their kebabs were very very “meh” tbh. My favourite Falkirk takeaway. Seen they’d branched out with their takeaway menu. Are their donner kebabs spicy? If I got one from the Gulnar I’d feel like I was cheating on their South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken. Sanam garlic chilli chicken smashes f**k out of Gulnars tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 21, 2020 Share Posted September 21, 2020 11 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Sanam garlic chilli chicken smashes f**k out of Gulnars tbh I’m normally a sit-in customer at the Sanam. It’s been a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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