Jacksgranda Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 There's a pithy remark to be made about the other one being a coon too, but it's beyond me. Perhaps one of our resident racists can help. Anyway, at least everyone at your work can ask this lassie about her experience with big black cocks next time there's a lull in conversation. Noticed that myself, though it best avoided, but knew someone would comment. You never disappoint, BFTD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I used to have a black cat when I was growing up. To my eternal shame I seen it what can only be described as raping another cat in the middle of the road once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 Watching Tattoo Fixers and a guy asked for a Japanese style tattoo. One of the tattooist's sketched a picture of Buddha and she comes out with:- "Aw he canny have a picture of a Chinese man on him". When I slapped my head with my hand she goes "Oh, he said Japanese didn't he? Well he can't have a picture of a Japanese man on him!" I gave up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I used to have a black cat when I was growing up. To my eternal shame I seen it what can only be described as raping another cat in the middle of the road once. It wasn't a white cat, was it? ^^^ feline racial stereotypes thread for this pish Watching Tattoo Fixers and a guy asked for a Japanese style tattoo. One of the tattooist's sketched a picture of Buddha and she comes out with:- "Aw he canny have a picture of a Chinese man on him". When I slapped my head with my hand she goes "Oh, he said Japanese didn't he? Well he can't have a picture of a Japanese man on him!" I gave up Not really the point, I know, but does she have a list of nationalities it's acceptable to have tattooed on oneself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 There's a pithy remark to be made about the other one being a coon too, but it's beyond me. Perhaps one of our resident racists can help. Anyway, at least everyone at your work can ask this lassie about her experience with big black cocks next time there's a lull in conversation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 Not really the point, I know, but does she have a list of nationalities it's acceptable to have tattooed on oneself? Probably American 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeen-Warrior Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I had a conversation at work with a colleague about barbarians. One of the lassies went...is that not who cuts your hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 My girlfriend referred to the 'Battenberg Gate' in Berlin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 My girlfriend referred to the 'Battenberg Gate' in Berlin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I used to have a black cat when I was growing up. To my eternal shame I seen it what can only be described as raping another cat in the middle of the road once. My missus' father kept 4 ducks in the garden of their old house, one male and three female. Male ducks are violent rapists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) My missus' father kept 4 ducks in the garden of their old house, one male and three female. Male ducks are violent rapists. I'm sure I read a link on here to an article on that very subject, and from what I recall their victims didn't even need to be a) female and b) breathing. Edit: Found it! http://mudfooted.com/unusual-homosexual-duck-necrophilia/ Edited March 21, 2016 by peasy23 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 21, 2016 Share Posted March 21, 2016 I'm sure I read a link on here to an article on that very subject, and from what I recall their victims didn't even need to be a) female and b) breathing. Edit: Found it! http://mudfooted.com/unusual-homosexual-duck-necrophilia/ That does not surprise me. On the plus side, they kept his vegetable garden free of insects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 If we're having a quiet night in, the missus and I sometimes watch music vids (I select them so naturally they get dirtier as the night goes on. However, she gets quite angry if she thinks the person in the video is lip synching. I have tried to explain to her that with only very few exceptions (eg I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor), there is a process of editing and sound mixing but she can't get her head around it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 If we're having a quiet night in, the missus and I sometimes watch music vids (I select them so naturally they get dirtier as the night goes on. I won't post it but the video for 'The Last Thing On My Mind' by The Joy Formidable might get her in the mood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 My missus is polish and she keeps calling the film sexy beast sex beast. I crack up every time and she's just like wut?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I won't post it but the video for 'The Last Thing On My Mind' by The Joy Formidable might get her in the mood. Cheers but too many men - anything with lots of girls seems to work best for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Cheers but too many men - anything with lots of girls seems to work best for her.Best of both worlds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Think Shandon's wife deserves her own thread TBH. Mainly so I can ask for her recommendations in late-night viewing material. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 My missus is polish A Kiwi? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unconscious Objector Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 French. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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