cambozpar Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Bludgeon the old hag to death with a toblerone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 (edited) Kill her with a block of Swiss cheese! Although that plan might have a few holes in it... Edited February 24, 2021 by Enigma 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 I think the best way to go about it is to choke her with a Swiss flag. That would be a big plus. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just clock her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 27 minutes ago, Ross. said: I think the best way to go about it is to choke her with a Swiss flag. That would be a big plus. It would be a bit of a red flag for your other neighbours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Gift voucher for Dignitas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Get the old boot booked in to one of those 'special' clinics, then tell her that, by way of apology, you've arranged a 'spa day' for her and drive her there yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Does she have any pets? If so cremate the fucker and fill up the ashtray with its remains 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Lock her underground with the Nazi gold. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 48 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Does she have any pets? If so cremate the fucker and fill up the ashtray with its remains If only Grim was still around to offer to help... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: If only Grim was still around to offer to help... Good point, he probably has a fair collection of incinerated animals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Some of you sound like you could be @mathematics wife! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 All this fancy nonsense, what happened to a good old fashioned murder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: All this fancy nonsense, what happened to a good old fashioned boot in the pie? FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 I would send her a strongly yet politely worded letter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stormzy said: I would send her a strongly yet politely worded letter. I'm sure she would prefer, "who cares about your ashtray, have you see what Eck and Nicola are up too!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 In all seriousness I am surprised this has ended up with Ross moving house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 19 hours ago, Ross. said: I think the best way to go about it is to choke her with a Swiss flag. That would be a big plus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Let’s not. Slight update. Missus bumped into the landlord this morning, landlord apologized and says that after thinking about it, the old cow was out of order. I assume from that, she has read this thread and is now trying to distance herself from whatever happens next. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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