welshbairn Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Perhaps she (for it was a girl) was trying to say she had a w**k-mare? I'm not sure what that would entail but I don't really want to find out. Perhaps she needs more tuition on past tenses and capitalisation to satisfy Ed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 Today might not be the best day to be in Glasgow. The ugly sisters have not long finished. Never had any issues. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 29, 2018 Share Posted April 29, 2018 1 minute ago, philpy said: Never had any issues. Where to start. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 Get the keys to my house tomorrow, delighted to finally be a homeowner! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBlue Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I just got accepted for my first (and only) choice University course Going to be sponging off the wife whilst I am a tax dodging student 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I just got accepted for my first (and only) choice University course [emoji3] Going to be sponging off the wife whilst I am a tax dodging student Well done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I just got accepted for my first (and only) choice University course [emoji3] Going to be sponging off the wife whilst I am a tax dodging student What course? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 There was a goodly portion of last night's pasta bake left over, so I've just microwaved it for my lunch and drowned it in sriracha sauce. Sriracha makes everything better. I'd eat Susan Boyle out if she tasted of sriracha. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: There was a goodly portion of last night's pasta bake left over, so I've just microwaved it for my lunch and drowned it in sriracha sauce. Sriracha makes everything better. I'd eat Susan Boyle out if she tasted of sriracha. I'd imagine she tastes more like cheese spread that's on the turn. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 18 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'd imagine she tastes more like cheese spread that's on the turn. Here you! FFS. About to have my dinner here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: There was a goodly portion of last night's pasta bake left over, so I've just microwaved it for my lunch and drowned it in sriracha sauce. Sriracha makes everything better. I'd eat Susan Boyle out if she tasted of sriracha. Too far, as good as sriracha sauce is. 27 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'd imagine she tastes more like cheese spread that's on the turn. ^^^this on a good day I shudder to imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Sweet Pete said: There was a goodly portion of last night's pasta bake left over, so I've just microwaved it for my lunch and drowned it in sriracha sauce. Sriracha makes everything better. I'd eat Susan Boyle out if she tasted of sriracha. 46 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'd imagine she tastes more like cheese spread that's on the turn. 27 minutes ago, Rugster said: Here you! FFS. About to have my dinner here. 17 minutes ago, sjc said: Too far, as good as sriracha sauce is. ^^^this on a good day I shudder to imagine. I've met the bold Subo and I can tell you, she is worse than all your nightmares put together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I've met the bold Subo and I can tell you, she is worse than all your nightmares put together. Can you confirm how she tastes and would sriracha sauce make a difference? Edited May 2, 2018 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, sjc said: Can you confirm how she tastes and would sriracha sauce make a difference? She had a slightly grubby look about her that suggested smell and taste might a long the lines of a Chinese 100 year egg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: She had a slightly grubby look about her that suggested smell and taste might a long the lines of a Chinese 100 year egg. Worse than we first feared then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Had a welfare meeting at work today and they have agreed to let me go back to work on Tuesday on light duties after saying no 2 weeks ago,i am so bored after 6 weeks off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Sausage and egg McMuffin. Made all the better by the fact I don't have any form of hangover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Sausage and egg McMuffin. Made all the better by the fact I don't have any form of hangover. Double?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Sausage and egg McMuffin. Made all the better by the fact I don't have any form of hangover. Double?? Absolutely, duh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Absolutely, duh. Just making sure. There are people out there who dont know correct procedure at McDonalds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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