Dee Man Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 9 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I had to go to page 3 to find this thread you miserable c***s. Anyway, Perth, Western Australia is set for it's hottest winter day on record at 28c tomorrow Is that good Perfect weather plus the missus and me are both off work so probably go down the beach for a perv ice cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Is that goodNot if you’d like to see the planet stick about for a few more generations. Not arsed? Then taps aff winter does sound not bad tbh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Perfect weather plus the missus and me are both off work so probably go down the beach for a perv ice cream. Do you want us to ship out some bottles of spring water for your summer? Takes a while if you don't want to pay for air freight. Mind not to use it on the lawn though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Perfect weather plus the missus and me are both off work so probably go down the beach for a perv ice cream. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Only around 4 hours left of this PPI nonsense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 (edited) On 19/08/2019 at 20:35, 19QOS19 said: Different but it reminded me of a time we played Chinese whispers at school. I was the second last person in the circle. I later discovered the original message had someone made it to me relatively close to the original, almost unheard of in that game. I decided to completely change it to "Queen of the South are the world's greatest team" for the lassie to pass on to the teacher. I don't know what was funnier: the lassies reaction when I gave her the message or the fact every single person turned to me once the teacher read it out. As has been said, almost every tournament! But I'm positive it was the game where Iceland "unexpectedly" knocked them out where he was almost in tears. We did that and half way through someone said “mr x is a w****r” and the next person pished themselves and passed it on. Got to the end last person blurts out “err mr x is a bus driver” The original was some quote from a philosopher apparently. The look on the teachers face was the best bit and he couldn’t do anything about it. Edited August 29, 2019 by D.A.F.C 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Only around 4 hours left of this PPI nonsense. Is Jim White doing a countdown? Will it slam shut? Asking for my fax machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: We did that and half way through someone said “mr x is a w****r” and the next person pished themselves and passed it on. Got to the end last person blurts out “err mr x is a bus driver” The original was some quote from a philosopher apparently. The look on the teachers face was the best bit and he couldn’t do anything about it. When we played it, I didn't hear what the kid next to me said (I suspect it wasn't real words) so I just passed on "Man United are shit" to the kid on the other side. As he was a Man United fan, he threw a strop and refused to play "That's not what it started as! I don't believe you!" etc. The teacher forced him to continue so he simply re-started the game with "Shotgun is a pouf". By the time it made it round to the end of class it was something like "The sheep are in the corn." doG knows what it was in between times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 On 29/07/2019 at 13:03, Honest Saints Fan said: No cancer in my blood. Looks like the stem cell transplant has put me into remission! Let's hope it doesn't come back for years and by that time they find a cure. Brilliant mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 5 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: We did that and half way through someone said “mr x is a w****r” and the next person pished themselves and passed it on. Got to the end last person blurts out “err mr x is a bus driver” The original was some quote from a philosopher apparently. The look on the teachers face was the best bit and he couldn’t do anything about it. @Mr X 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Heading home today for four (4) weeks off work [emoji7] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Accepted a job in Denver Colorado where I will be closer to the wean and grandwean. Not looking forward to getting there but once settled it will be the berries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Heading home today for four (4) weeks off work [emoji7]I’m back today after six (6) weeks off, the drive up last night was utterly horrific. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 14 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Accepted a job in Denver Colorado where I will be closer to the wean and grandwean. Not looking forward to getting there but once settled it will be the berries. ^^^ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Just finished work and now off for 12 days. Scotland games Friday and Monday, then off to Gran Canaria with the good lady for 4 nights on Tuesday. Copious amounts of beer will be drunk.Happy days! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 19 minutes ago, Chicken Wing said: Just finished work and now off for 12 days. Scotland games Friday and Monday, then off to Gran Canaria with the good lady for 4 nights on Tuesday. Copious amounts of beer will be drunk. Happy days! 10 nights in the Canary Isles sounds better tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Got a new job today, only need to work 3 days a week and get more money. A very decent start to the weekend 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Me and Mrs SL are now in a new house. Have fought my way through the cardboard box mountain and found the comfy chair. Now having a cold beer. Fish suppers being collected by Mrs. All very good reasons to be cheerful. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Not the comfy chair!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Me and Mrs SL are now in a new house. Have fought my way through the cardboard box mountain and found the comfy chair. Now having a cold beer. Fish suppers being collected by Mrs. All very good reasons to be cheerful. Glorious. There are few pleasures in life quite like the flitting day fish supper and glass bottle of ginger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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