Boghead ranter Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Wee birdies that don't just fly away when you're nearby, particularly when there are loads of them poking their heads out of your garden hedge, happy enough with your day to day business. Sparrows are the boys for this. Fucking brilliant wee birds, they are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 20 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Sparrows are the boys for this. Fucking brilliant wee birds, they are. Are they f**k. I've got them nesting in the gutter above the bedroom window. Little fuckers never shut up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Just now, philpy said: Are they f**k. I've got them nesting in the gutter above the bedroom window. Little fuckers never shut up. Ach, it'll only be for a couple of months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 New job! 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, Raidernation said: New job! Have you acquired more gainful employment, or are you sharing with us that you've just been to yer lavvy ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Big congrats to Jesus who on this day was risen. He certainly is a jolly good fellow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 29 minutes ago, BillyAnchor said: Big congrats to Jesus who on this day was risen. He certainly is a jolly good fellow. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 Just now, johnnydun said: Thank you. ^^^^^ Can't wipe his own arse because of the bandages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: ^^^^^ Can't wipe his own arse because of the bandages. f**k going back to work in Jerusalem, last time I was there I was hammered with tax. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 To quote Father Dougal McGuire, Jesus was brilliant. Here's your annual reminder to watch the fantastic Jesus Christ Superstar, starring porn star Paul Thomas, according to whom the actress playing Mary Magdalene had just seen Deep Throat before the shoot and spend her time on-set practicing her technique on the rest of the crew. Happy Easter everyone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 @Father Dougal McGuire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 17, 2022 Share Posted April 17, 2022 6 hours ago, BFTD said: Here's your annual reminder to watch the fantastic Jesus Christ Superstar, starring porn star Paul Thomas, according to whom the actress playing Mary Magdalene had just seen Deep Throat before the shoot and spend her time on-set practicing her technique on the rest of the crew. Happy Easter everyone! Also a reminder that Swallows are with us now.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 18, 2022 Author Share Posted April 18, 2022 Easter eggs half price in the shops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 23 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Big congrats to Jesus who on this day was risen. He certainly is a jolly good fellow. One of my favourite hymns. There is a green hill far away without a city wall. Where our dear Lord was crucified, he died to save us all... For he's a jolly good fellow... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 20 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Easter eggs half price in the shops My daughter has a dairy allergy, £6 down to £1 today for her egg. Yeah I forgot to buy my kids Easter eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 The Alexa/Echo thing recognising "shut the f*** up" as a valid command, and acting accordingly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 Staying a night in a premier inn without the Mrs or kids. Have football on laptop and back to future on the tv and m and a food to eat for dinner so I don’t need tk leave the room until work tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 15 minutes ago, throbber said: Staying a night in a premier inn without the Mrs or kids. Have football on laptop and back to future on the tv and m and a food to eat for dinner so I don’t need tk leave the room until work tomorrow. You are a fucking animal 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 18, 2022 Share Posted April 18, 2022 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: You are a fucking animal Won’t be long til I’m in bath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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