MONKMAN Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 She’s away to her friends 30th, I was in 2 minds about going but decided after todays shambles at Cappielow that I wouldn’t bother. As a result, I’m lying on the couch on my own, drinking wine, eating cheese and listening to Bowie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 She’s away to her friends 30th, I was in 2 minds about going but decided after todays shambles at Cappielow that I wouldn’t bother. As a result, I’m lying on the couch on my own, drinking wine, eating cheese and wanking to porn. ".... listening to Bowie."....... Guid yin...... [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 On 05/02/2022 at 18:37, virginton said: Sir Douglas Imrie disagrees with that assessment now, but can't fault Arbroath's exploits either tbh. The town was already buzzing before Christmas so it must have been some night yesterday too. Thick, mewling, *** c**t Billy Dodds watching his title hopes being torched as his enormous, GIRFUY birthday gift by The Famous - now that's a Reason to be Cheerful. Sir Douglas Imrie. The man is just a fucking prodigy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 When I wake up tomorrow I won't need to see British people talking about the NFL on the television anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 North Adelaide wIth Adelaide Oval just visible two weeks before the end of summer, 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 Girlfriend caught covid on a hen weekend in Edinburgh so I'm having to stay at my parents, who are away on holiday. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 She’s away to her friends 30th, I was in 2 minds about going but decided after todays shambles at Cappielow that I wouldn’t bother. As a result, I’m lying on the couch on my own, drinking wine, eating cheese and listening to Bowie. Is he still on Clyde 1 [emoji849] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 21, 2022 Share Posted February 21, 2022 May seem like a weird RTBC but our combi boiler packed in at our caravan last week and cannot be fixed,the RTBC is the caravan is still under warranty from the caravan park and they have fitted a brand new one at no cost to us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 Locating your house when flying over it in a plane. A little buzz that never gets old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 Locating your house when flying over it in a plane. A little buzz that never gets old.We all know its locating other folks houses that gives you a buzz ya psycho b*****d 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Locating your house when flying over it in a plane. A little buzz that never gets old. Did this - I got a flying lesson for my 21st birthday. Flew from Cumbernauld, flew over my own garden and saw my dad there. Half a lifetime ago... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 First visit to dentist in almost 2.5 years. Teeth in "v. g. nick" so delighted with that.Only strange thing was that dentist & hygienist both decked out in so much PPE that they wouldn't have looked out of place in rural Helmand province. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 25, 2022 Share Posted February 25, 2022 On 23/02/2022 at 10:46, Florentine_Pogen said: First visit to dentist in almost 2.5 years. Teeth in "v. g. nick" so delighted with that. Only strange thing was that dentist & hygienist both decked out in so much PPE that they wouldn't have looked out of place in rural Helmand province. Been three years for me. The dentist at my practice is away on maternity leave and they can't find a replacement, so I guess I'm switching to another one if anything serious happens. Sort of wondering what the receptionist is doing with their time TBH. Just answering the phone to say, "naw, we've no dentist yet, sorry"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 12 hours ago, BFTD said: Been three years for me. The dentist at my practice is away on maternity leave and they can't find a replacement, so I guess I'm switching to another one if anything serious happens. Sort of wondering what the receptionist is doing with their time TBH. Just answering the phone to say, "naw, we've no dentist yet, sorry"? That's a hell of a gestation period. Is she some sort of cetacean? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 22 minutes ago, velo army said: That's a hell of a gestation period. Is she some sort of cetacean? Apparently there was some sort of virus outbreak for the first couple of years. With plenty of time on her hands, I guess my dentist got through a power of shagging, and it finally took root. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 26, 2022 Share Posted February 26, 2022 (edited) 6 hours ago, BFTD said: Apparently there was some sort of virus outbreak for the first couple of years. With plenty of time on her hands, I guess my dentist got through a power of shagging, and it finally took root. Doesn't worry about feeling a wee p***k, obvs. ETA before a good drilling. Edited February 26, 2022 by Boghead ranter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Hung a load of washing outside today and am wearing jorts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Willie Gibson. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Popped into the local Tesco last night for a swatch at their new uniforms on the recommendation of @Robin.Hood @johnnydun you been in for a laugh yet? Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 11, 2022 Share Posted March 11, 2022 Left the living room about five minutes ago and just heard “jesus Christ get the air freshener, that’s fucking stinking” My work there is done. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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