Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 29 minutes ago, The Real Saints said: As men, what we have to bear in mind is the fact that women (even unattractive ones) are receiving countless messages. I’ve seen evidence of this, courtesy of female friends and co-workers. Have you shared this observation with your ugly female acquaintances? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 15 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Batter the arse off her. Nae chance. I think I've successfully responded in a slow and uninteresting enough way to grind the conversation to a half without being overtly rude. Not trying to pretend to be some big baller but Bumble's quite good just now likes. God bless the Rona. 13 hours ago, Jambomo said: I signed up to Bumble a couple of weeks back. I hate that we have to message first, I never know what to say and come out with piss weak “how are you?” type stuff. I’m not sure I’m cut out for this dating site lark. Another vote on just keeping it simple. Nothing wrong with a how are you, how was your weekend etc. Maybe something from their bio/pictures if it's likely to lead to some decent conversation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Bumble is very 2017. Hinge probably the best in recent times baby. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 17 minutes ago, Marshmallo said: Bumble is very 2017. Hinge probably the best in recent times baby. I downloaded it, couldn't be arsed filling out the shite they were asking in the profile bit and deleted the app straight away. That's almost certainly an indicator of bigger issues in life but f**k it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart87 Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 I met my partner on Tinder in 2015. We’re now expecting our 2nd child in a months time. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 I also met my missus on tinder. I opened up our conversation with “hello *insert name*, what a glorious day it is today” (it was v sunny outside that day.) We didn’t meet face to face on a date however, instead we both happened to be going to the Radio 1 big weekend in Perth to see Noel Gallagher - so we met up at that and we ended up heading into the crowd with my mates and my dad. I got absolutely shit faced and started smoking ciggies in front of my old man, who had never seen the likes from me (I’m not a smoker). Then I needed a pish but didn’t want to leave everyone, so I got my tinder match who I had just met 20 mins ago to hold a cup while I got my shlong out and pissed in said cup. My dad was standing next to me the whole time, shaking his head in disbelief/possibly shame.Some day that was. For some reason this lassie saw something in me and the following day we went for a hungover jaunt into #perthshire countryside on what was yet another scorching summers day. A little over 2 years later we are still together. 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 I also met my missus on tinder. I opened up our conversation with “hello *insert name*, what a glorious day it is today” (it was v sunny outside that day.) We didn’t meet face to face on a date however, instead we both happened to be going to the Radio 1 big weekend in Perth to see Noel Gallagher - so we met up at that and we ended up heading into the crowd with my mates and my dad. I got absolutely shit faced and started smoking ciggies in front of my old man, who had never seen the likes from me (I’m not a smoker). Then I needed a pish but didn’t want to leave everyone, so I got my tinder match who I had just met 20 mins ago to hold a cup while I got my shlong out and pissed in said cup. My dad was standing next to me the whole time, shaking his head in disbelief/possibly shame.Some day that was. For some reason this lassie saw something in me and the following day we went for a hungover jaunt into #perthshire countryside on what was yet another scorching summers day. A little over 2 years later we are still together. A modern day love story right enough.I met my girlfriend on Tinder. We met three years ago on Sunday just past actually. Got steaming on a school night and ended up going back to my absolute shit tip of a flat with boxes everywhere as I was moving house the following week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Nothing quite says "love" like holding a paper cup full of your partners pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you shared this observation with your ugly female acquaintances? Not with the unattractive ones (my co-workers). Yes, with the attractive ones (my friends). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 1 hour ago, The Real Saints said: Not with the unattractive ones (my co-workers). Yes, with the attractive ones (my friends). Maybe you could do a song breaking it to them? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe you could do a song breaking it to them? The astonishingly bad song thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Just now, Perkin Flump said: The astonishingly bad song thread for this pish. They're better than Queen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe you could do a song breaking it to them? Daphne & Celeste? Saw them play Reading 2000. They were on before Blink 182, Rage Against The Machine and Slipknot. No really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 (edited) . Edited July 14, 2020 by Henderson to deliver ..... Wrong thread because I'm a simpleton sorry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Spoiler Forgot to upload this last night. It went downhill rapidly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Wid. Under a false identity Spoiler Forgot to upload this last night. It went downhill rapidly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 I'd definitely make sure someone I trust knew my location if I went on a date with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 Not for me, Clive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 I'm intrigued to know what she thinks she's known for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 I’ve been on Bumble for a while, all I ever get is women who either have a photo of some “deep” message or one that’s been through at least two of those damn silly filter things.Now, I might no be the best looking but I’m not going to reply unless I have a clue what you really look like (not because I’m looking for a supermodel, I just despise the fake ness) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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