The Greenock Morton Thread - It's Better Than Yours

[Hammer Jag]

Ultimate banter club. 

[ATLIS]

No way hahahaha

[18BAIRN76]

Mad what 2 months in Greenock will do to a man

[Pie Of The Month]

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The arrest comes after 60kg of drugs worth an estimated £600,000 were discovered in two suitcases by Border Force officers after a flight from Bangkok arrived at Stansted on September 2.

Two women aged 28 and 32 were also arrested in connection with the drug bust.

 

[badgerthewitness]

He put the green in Greenock.

[Cowshed]

2 minutes ago, AL-FFC said:

Its a bad state of affairs when your life options are drugs mule/courier or playing for Morton  

That’s why he’s a big fat lazy Bas spending his nights dealing with the abroad drug cartel 

[Jan Vojáček]

60kg in two cases. My border security expertise amounts to a few episodes of Nothing to Declare. But how did anyone expect that to go unnoticed? 

[Rocky Rooster AFC]

" OH DEAR...OH DEAR, OH DEAR !!! "

[malkyshotton]

Nae chance even wee Dougie is turning his career round now. 

[Michael W]

3 minutes ago, Jan Vojáček said:

60kg in two cases. My border security expertise amounts to a few episodes of Nothing to Declare. But how did anyone expect that to go unnoticed? 

Well, you've got to take advantage of Qatar Airways' baggage allowance I guess. 

[Cowshed]

10 minutes ago, Hammer Jag said:

Ultimate banter club. 

Hammer its no exactly the clubs fault big Jay E thinks he’s the new prime f**king Pablo Escobar rephrase it to ‘ ultimate banter player ‘ keep Morton and him unassociated!

[Grumpy Soo-sider]

I've only heard that he's on a trial at Carlisle - I thought the window had closed?

[Rocco]

The things people will do to get out of their contract at Morton

[The Moonster]

27 minutes ago, Jan Vojáček said:

60kg in two cases. My border security expertise amounts to a few episodes of Nothing to Declare. But how did anyone expect that to go unnoticed? 

I have images of JET standing there saying "it's only 60kg of cannabis though, not steel, it'll be fine"

[MORleyTON]

60kg in two suitcases. Hope they paid the excess baggage charges

[Cowshed]

Now it all makes sense why he’s called Jet cause he’s a drug smuggler using a ‘ Jet ‘ plane  ha ha ha….

[Sergeant Wilson]

Just now, Cowshed said:

Now it all makes sense why he’s called Jet cause he’s a drug smuggler using a ‘ Jet ‘ plane  ha ha ha….

Was the dope for you?

[ClydeTon]

1 minute ago, Cowshed said:

Now it all makes sense why he’s called Jet cause he’s a drug smuggler using a ‘ Jet ‘ plane  ha ha ha….

^ JET's #1 Client

[Peil]

On 15/09/2024 at 10:50, Colkitto said:

 Dougie stated weeks ago he was looking at the no. 9 position. And then signed JET who isn't even a CF! A guy by his own admission can't play more than 60 minutes because he's not fit enough. What planet must you be on to find that acceptable going into a league campaign? 

Least you now know why he's half asleep

[Cowshed]

4 minutes ago, ClydeTon said:

^ JET's #1 Client