Yellow Feet Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 My shoes. My shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Aye he fucked it, my old nickname was Duckman (not an interesting story) TBH I just made the duck bit up. So whats the story about Duckman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Aye he fucked it, my old nickname was Duckman (not an interesting story) Because you rape dead bodies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 When I was a wee goff I had one of those spikey wristbands and a drunk wee lassie said that it looked like a ducks beak (it didn't) Started singing nanana nanana nanana Duckman, it stuck as a nickname and folk are still calling me it Please note my earlier disclaimer oh aye and I shagged deed folk while dressed as a duck \m/ 666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 To be clear, I don't look like this cartoon character Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 To be clear, I don't look like this cartoon character I'm really sorry for raising the whole duck thing up again. Waffen thin mint promised he wouldn't scare my children anymore if I mentioned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 If he threatens them again tell him that Dave Coaches will steal his weans pants and give them to throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 It's alright, Waffen Thin Mint is a destroyed soul in a lonely place, I don't have any children and you're not a duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Why do people give Throbber a hard time because he has a w**k sock? It's hardly a new concept. . Most of us have moved onto 2 sheets of Plenty. It's absorbent and you can use it again after you've shot your muck. Ad Lib as in the Latin phrase that means improvisation. Because I'm well spontaneous. Ad Nauseum more like. Lolzroflpmsltbbbz xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Ad Lib is also an anagram of 'Bi lad' and 'Dial B'. Fishy stuff imo. Confidemus on the other hand resolves to 'I'm confused' and 'Disco fun me'. Case closed, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 To be clear, I don't look like this cartoon character ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1444777318.821569.jpg Do you have ginger hair, wear glasses & a yellowish hue? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 ^^^ 'Myriad grog' at the 'mid-rag orgy' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 ^^^ 'Myriad grog' at the 'mid-rag orgy' ^^^An a Ban Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Antiochas III Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I wanted to be called Antiochus III but for some reason P&B kept throwing up an error so I changed the "u" to an "a". Anyway, name comes from obviously the historic figure Antiochus III, the Great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 <<< Real life nickname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 For what it's worth throbbsy, despite your strangeness I think you're a decent guy. I'd let you but me a pint - but I definitely wouldn't let you cook me tea Well you have me as your sig so I'm not surprised to know i have some influence on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 <<< Real life nickname. Explain why, goddamit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 He's the only person in Ross-shire with a passport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Well you have me as your sig so I'm not surprised to know i have some influence on you You're a guid c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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