Fullerene Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Mon the Wasps. Have Alloa Athletic ever played Watford (the Hornets)? If so, what was the outcome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Have Alloa Athletic ever played Watford (the Hornets)? If so, what was the outcome? A 3-way tournament between Alloa, Watford and Brentford has to happen to determine who's the best of the pesty insects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Waffen is lying. If you find a nest, hit it with a brush until it breaks up. Made me wonder, though - how long does it take the wee buggers to make a nest? I get a few bikes in the garden shed (often two or three at a time) and being a bad ass, I take the broom handle to the thing, making sure I crush the little b*****d in his own house. This is the standard price you pay for staying on my property without paying rent. Thing is, I'll go back a couple of days later and they'll have started another one, reminiscent of a semi-constructed Death Star, finished by the end of the week. Industrious little f***ers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Thai wasps, knock da f**k out little neddy Scottish wasps no my hand. They can kill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 They can kill. You killed that, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Thai wasps, knock da f**k out little neddy Scottish wasps no my hand. They can kill. Except that's an Asian Giant Hornet. Not a Thai Wasp. Thailand has it's own array of wasps of increasing ranges of b*****dliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 A 3-way tournament between Alloa, Watford and Brentford has to happen to determine who's the best of the pesty insects. The winner plays Queens Park in the final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Except that's an Asian Giant Hornet. Not a Thai Wasp. Thailand has it's own array of wasps of increasing ranges of b*****dliness. They say it's a Black Wasp Sorry I checked back you are correct. Here one, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Any explanations or should I just burn the house down? Surely there must be someone on this forum that can help you out with that ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 The winner plays Queens Park in the final. What about St Anthony's JFC- the Ants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 The answer to the insect tournament is clearly Queen's Park, judging by the massacre that took place during a science class when I was at school. Spiders don't give a f**k about anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Can you post vaguely NSFW pics here? Don't hit the spoiler button if a soft-focus arse pic is likely to get you in bother. WASP was a favourite of mine from the video shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 The answer to the insect tournament is clearly Queen's Park, judging by the massacre that took place during a science class when I was at school. Spiders don't give a f**k about anything ^^^Just blew The Honest Man Horn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 ^^^Just blew The Honest Man Horn. Anything to cheer him up, he seems so dour these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 ^^^ P&B slashfic thread for this pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Nope. f**k that for a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 All this thread has taught me is that apparently "bike" is a synonym for "wasp nest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 All this thread has taught me is that apparently "bike" is a synonym for "wasp nest." And me, I thought every bodies predictive text was ignoring the word,"hive". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 I keep finding single dead wasps upstairs in the house. Never more than one at a time and never see live ones. Possibly a bike in loft but never hear them or see them coming in or out of hatch. Any explanations or should I just burn the house down? never ever have I found a dead wasp in my house, must be the aura in your gaff 👠Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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